Gombi singles forum - G.S.F

09/01/2018

Good morning pals

11/11/2016

Knock knock knock
responds: yes who is there?
Reply: its the police
respond: what do you want?
Reply: we want to talk with you
respond: how many of you are there?
Reply: two
responds: then talk to each other

26/05/2016

Teacher:ur mum bought 10 mangoes nd gave them to u 4 u to take it home 4 her, she took 3 out of it hw many mangoes were u suppose 2 take home?
Kwandi: no one because i go leak them b4 i even reach house.

04/02/2016

I don't regret my past i only regret d time i wasted wit d wrong peoples

12/01/2016

In d whole world wide web people ar saying that d population of females is much more than d people of males dats y i decided to prove it to myself by bringing dis up to u, comment F if u ar a female in dis group or M if u ar a male in dis group lets see d real truth.

06/01/2016

03/01/2016

Pikins nd d name wey feet them
1.pikin wey get big mouth namam= Matthew
2.fat pikin= Fatima
3.pikin wey tin= Tina
4.pikin wey short= Sholani
5.long pikin= Longinus
6.pikin wey get big head= Edward
7. Pikin wey get two head= God forbid
8.what name will be giving to a person dat always get drunk like my frd Kwandi?

02/01/2016

Yesterday patience Jonathan went out 4 drinks wit some of her best frds afta wich d waiter brngs their bills:
Ngozi... #10400
4lasade Bent... #10250
Turai yar'Adua...10200
Total... #41300
Patience Jonathan says:i will pay 4 every1 else but total must pay 4 herself bcos i did not invite her, after all she owns petrol station all over Nigeria. One word 4 our former first lady.

01/01/2016

I nd my frd Kwandi nd Yunusa carry our wives 2 d hospital 4 they ar about to give birth so i was told by d doctor my wife give birth to twins cos am working with twins crown d second person is Yunusa i was also inform dat his wife give birth to triplate cos he works with 3stars wen is time for d doctor to tell Kwandi wat his wife give birth to d Idiot Kwandi just fainted bcos he afraid if his wife give birth according to his place of work guess whr d idiot is working. Happy new year to u all

01/01/2016

Thank God am among does dat see 2016 alive, dis is my new life style for does frds dat always wait for me to first say hi no prob just get ready i will unfrd u nd does dat reply only wen am offline they also shall be unfrd nd does that always talk to me nd i fall to reply am sorry for i now notice dat u ar d ppl i suppose to keep on my list thanks 2 u all happy new year.