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23/04/2019

Sometimes you just need to confuse the devil by pushing a trolley when you are going to buy airtime

16/03/2019

I can't wait to be an ancestor,

There are some people I want to deal with spiritually.

02/12/2018

Remember our green car? My Cartoon Today

06/08/2018

TEN COMMANDMENT FOR WOMEN !!!

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parents house.

2. Don't wait for a man before you start living. ( You can live a fulfilled life as a single
woman).

3. Stay away from alcohol. ( It has killed others and you are not special).

4. Don't entertain a wrong number call, especially at night. (Its not the right way to find a
lover).

5. Develop a healthy eating habit. (Always take breakfast and avoid sweets).

6. Dress well: impression count. (People will judge you by the way you dress even before
they talk to you).

7. Don't use s*x as proof of love. (S*x is no proof of love, he'll leave you after the s*x).

8. Don't marry for the money, else you'll become one of his possessions.

9. Add value to yourself - get a career. (Don't be fooled that a man will solve all your
problems)

10. Beauty is not everything. ( If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone beautiful, better, more matured and competent than you).

19/07/2018

👉23 THINGS A MAN MUST NEVER DO TO A LADY

1. Don’t Break Her Heart .
2. Don’t Pretend You Love Her.
3. Don’t Tell Her She Is Ugly.
4. Don’t Compare Her To Your Ex.
5. Don’t Take Her Love For Granted.
6. Don’t Shout On Her .
7. Don’t Beat Her.
8. Never Cheat On Her.
9. Don’t Disrespect Her.
10. Don’t Waste Her Time If You Will Not Marry Her.
11. Don’t Make Her Break Her Decision Of “NO S*X BEFORE MARRIAGE”
12. Don’t Make Her Feel Unloved.
13. Don’t R**e Her.
14. Never Fail To Say She Is Beautiful.
15. Don’t Disgrace Her In The Public.
16. Don’t impregnate Her And Deny it .
17. Don’t Expose Her Secrets To Your Friends And Family.
18. Don’t Lie To Her.
19. Don’t Correct Her In The Public.
20. Don’t Hate Her Family.
21. Don’t Treat Her Like Your Housemaid
22. Don’t Make Promises You Can’t Keep
23. Never Destroy Her.

Am I making sense.

Ladies if you agreed ...

Comment your point

07/07/2018

*2019 ELECTION IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, YOUTHS BORROW YOURSELF BRAIN
......Gov* *Ganduje* of Kano's daughter married *Gov* *Ajimobi* of Oyo's son!
Yes *bro* , Dangote's Daughter married former IGP *Mohammed's* son!
*Bros* ! *Buhari's* daughter married the richest man's son from *Borno* *State* .
*Abike* *Dabiri* , former lawmaker and now special adviser to the president on foreign matters is now an inlaw to *Gov* . *Ibikunle* *Amosun* , governor of Ogun State.
Let me inform you again that, *Prof* *Yemi* *Osibanjo's* daughter was taken to the same kind of home marrying the son of one of the richest black *women* in *Nigeria* .
Their children study *abroad* , start work *abroad* , get married *abroad* , go to hospitals *abroad* , treat headache and cough *abroad* , give birth abroad, establish businesses *abroad* , go for vacation *abroad* , et al.
Yet, they come out later to give you guns, machete, axes and few thousands of naira to cut your fellow *brothers* *down* in the name of *election* . Believe me, they will be coming to you again *come2019* .
*Bros* ! If u are only good as *political* *thugs* , ballot box *snatchers* , and not as an *in-law* , then u have *Problem* .
# *UseYourBrain*
have a great day.

24/05/2018

HOW TO GET A WOMAN'S MAXIMUM RESPECT WITHOUT SHOUTING

( VIRGIN. Rickwan O Hamusat 'S PERSPECTIVE)

1. Always leave money in your pocket for her to take ; not steal oh.

The higher the denomination the higher the respect. If you leave N10, you get N10 respect.

But for the highest of highest respect, leave hard currency.
This is necessary. When she wakes up in the morning, you'll see how happy she's because she has succeeded.

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k, don't argue.

Just give her the money.

No need calling MAMA ADEOLA to ask for the actual amount. If she tells you no milk give her the money, don't go checking the cupboard to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she looks like monkey licking lime ( Ibironke Busayo Peace ) , tell her she's the most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women love men's money. I don't know why .
Give her without her asking you. It increases respect. Give her money to plait her hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return home without anything for madam. (I will do that for my future wife) .

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg. Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all about you. Don't come home and say " Mama Oyin Honey Queen go & wait for me in the room" or you come home smiling and tell her "conji de do me" without asking how she is.

8. Go out with her whether you've a car or not. I some Ladies the only time they entered thier husband's car was when they were in labour! It's not good, BROTHER .

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours . Wives don't steal but take.
Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if the egusi is just water and leaves on one side while melon is on the other, lick your hands. Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, (you for marry caterer , like Davido's girlfriend CHIOMA).

11. When you come home in the evening always have your bath especially before the other room biz. This is very important if you are a truck pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle. Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy shoes into the house or use your shoe to climb the bed.

13. When she travels for only one week with the children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and spoons in the house and pile them up for her to come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes for her to come wash. She's not a washing machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to come open the gate for you. She's not your GM. If you know you are a bat get a GM to be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish. Take her to the beach even if it's Osun Osogbo river .

THE END!!

YOUR WIFE IS YOUR QUEEN, IF ONLY YOU PLAY THE ROLE OF A KING....

© RICKWAN O. HAMUSAT ™
+2349063735387 ¤🤳
Bachelor in Love Science.
Master in Virginity Degree.
Absence in s*xual in*******se....
Single Forever........ Misogynist all the way.....

19/05/2018

Dear ladies,

Forget About S*x.... ,

LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO SHOW LOVE TO YOUR GUY.

Some of you LADIES do not know how to show love to the GUY you are dating.
Some ladies think that the only way to show a GUY love is by having S*X with HIM;
That is why some ladies do not have anything to offer a guy except s*x.

I remembered few years ago when I was dating a LADY, I showed her love , then she said, "I will pay you back by giving you a hot S*X." I just laughed. It is very funny.

S*X is not a prove of LOVE.

Don't use S*X to prove that you LOVE a GUY.

As a LADY, YOU can prove that you LOVE a GUY in these FOLLOWING ways:

1. Buy gifts for him. You can give him gifts of T-shirts, shoes, un**es, singlets or even a phone if you have the money.

2. Take him out for lunch and pay his bills at least once in 2 months. It is not bad at all.

3. Send him some love text messages occasionally.

4. Give him phone calls daily at least once daily, ask him how he is doing and tell him that you love him.

5. Occasionally, you can cook a delicious meal for him, maybe once in a week or once in two weeks, but not everyday like a housewife.

6. You can also help him financially when he is broke.

7. Take him out for shopping at least once in a year, you will not die.

8. Pray for him.

9. Advise him.

10. Help him to build a bright future.

I know some ladies will CRUCIFY ME because of this post,

But this is the IDEAL things to do for your GUY, not S*X, S*X S*X ALWAYS .

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12/10/2017

" LET US ALL SAY NO TO JAMB "

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge*

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"😂😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆

*LOL!!.this is what is happening to us we don't deserve to sit at home we are suppose to be in school

our mates are in final year and probably we know book pass them

*Say no to jamb*

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