18/05/2026
PASTORS AND THEIR S£X DRIVE!
Pastors have s*x drive ooo! Ladies who like seeking counsel with 80% of their cleavages should please leave somebody's husband alone.
And stop discussing your s*x escapades in the name of seeking counsel e.g.
COUNSELLEE: my n1pples hurt any time I am fasting and paying, I also notice my br£asts swell, what can I do to make my n1pples normal?
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Pastor is confused! Shocked and urinating!
Sister, get out or get lost!
Agent of satan!
Now, to Pastor's wifey...that's an example of how they pump your husband up before he retires home. His s£x drive has been increased by 80% and he wants to do nothing but offload on you!
Where are you?
In the kitchen, cooking, good! You are such an excellent wife who knows how to take care of her husband's tummy, now is the time to take care of the one below the tummy.
Go shave, brush your teeth, floss, have a sweet bath, apply some lotion, get a lingerie and wait for him in the bedroom.
Three different styles are okay to empty the load: up, down, front and back as extra!
Then speak some tongues, lay your hands on your hubby's anointed vessel and decree no lady shall have access to it in Jesus' name! May it be deflated every time he goes to office and refuse to work till he returns back home in Jesus name!
Can I get a loud AMEN???
Bottom line, don't tempt Pastors with your body and dirty stories. Talk to a female Pastor or counsellor about your s£x escapades if you really need one. Stop chasing Pastors up and down and come crying they r@pe you in doggy style! May God forgive you!
Please, Pastor's wife, you have extra work to do apart from Assistant General Overseer and Our Mummy In Isreal!
Kindly become a s£x pro in the bedroom and bounce on your husband's microphone as regularly as needed. (If you don't know how go wild and crazy in bed, kindly get my book: S£X SWEET S£X here👉https://selar.co/q793vn and come back with your tank full of testimony!)
That way, the anointing will keep flowing unhindered and everyone will have peace.
All these s£x scandal here and there will soon become history!
May your husband not be a victim of such scandal! In the name of Jesus!
Thanks for reading. God bless you. Cheers!
©Seun Oladele, 2025; reposted, 2026.
Author/relationship coach
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