Uffindell High School-Kings College Auckland

We are literally worse than the boys homes for young offenders on remand. Our school standards and conditions are comparable to Mount Eden Corrections Facility here at Kings College Auckland, we are committed to providing the Sam Uffindell and James Wallace style and standards of "education" to your child! Here are some of out proudest achievements:
Our conditions inside the school are literally w

orse than the Oranga Tamariki run boys homes for young criminal offenders on remand. Our school standards and conditions are in fact, comparable to the conditions inside the Intensive Support Unit and Segregation Cell blocks inside Mount Eden Corrections Facility
Our mater alumni also include such notable figures as:
Sam Uffindell-Made the News for beating up a 13 year old kid with bedlegs when he was 16,
James Wallace-Made the News for s****lly assaulting another man back in 2006, then trying to cover it up including extensive use of New Zealand's protections for s** offenders and name suppression, and use of illegal witness and victim intimidation. Andrew Costner-Also known as the wokester commissioner, headed the New Zealand police and implemented wokester policies such as the worlds first police no chase rules, and not investigationg the majority of crimes reported to Police, which directly led to a over 100% increase in gang recruitment, and over a 200% increase in the New Zealand crime rate since 2019-2024.