16/01/2025
Great news Citizens of Invercargill we have just completed the installation and AI integration of our new CCTV cameras. With state of the art facial recognition and Social Credit linking we aim to reduce anti-social behaviour in the central CBD. So far we have noticed a 20% drop in Boganism and Roaming Teenagers.
Reports of 20-30% increase in these Anti-social behaviours where there are no cameras are a mere coincidence according to Maureen Cleg team leader of the Invercargill Surveillance, Protection Yard (iSPY) "We've based these cameras workings on those successfully deployed throughout China in the coming months every Invercargill Citizen will be issued with a Social Credit score those with a score too low will no longer be allowed into the Dee Street McDonalds parking lot and will have their access to Cheese Rolls limited."
Thank you citizens for your continued good behaviour and remember we're always watching except in North or South Invercargill we are basically blind there!
