12/04/2015
Do you cry when you see the night?
I do, comrades.
Our GREAT LEADER looked to the heavens, HE gazed upon the inky black milk-stained sky.
He saw a hound howling for blood and an archer with a broken bow.
He saw a galaxy-plumed peacock and the oracle of delphinus
He saw the white whale, clutching in its jaws a wounded swan, stricken with the steel of man, spiral like a lead cork to the depths of the maelström
He saw a lyre out of tune fall gently in the arms of a virgin
In short, he saw THE CAUSE
Old science, the science of our capitalist oppressors, says the stars do not stray from their course, that they tell no tales, divulge no prophecies, wage no wars, and sing no songs. Old science is wrong. DID OUR ~~***GREAT LEADER***~~ NOT SEE THE SIGNS IN THE HEAVENS ?! The new age is come.
Proof? Proof you say?
GENERALISSIMO RELATIVITY, Minister of Science, Thought, and Information, has all the proof you need. In a recent article in the Annals of Secret Laboratory Science, "My capitalist pig of a boss fell into a black hole and due to the information paradox all I got was this stupid holographic keychain: A Brief Guide to Secret Laboratory Science", he explains in very clear terms to the general reader how 99.9% of everything we see, in the heavens, goat entrails, tea leaves, or otherwise, points to the imminent overthrow and shuffling off of the capitalist yoke and the establishment of an efficient, true representative democracy, of which the provisional title has just been changed from "Monorepresentative democracy" to "Superdemocracy", according to the wishes of our GREAT LEADER.
So doubt not, comrades, it is told on high and here below that our day is come. Believe in THE CAUSE, and THE CAUSE shall burn our enemies, nourish our babes, and lay to rest our martyrs who sacrificed themselves in IT’s name. We are strong, We are unified, We will not disappear quietly into the night.
