Erasmus Fishbowl

28/09/2015

As we know, the bond between fish and man is strong. A bond that stands the test of time, but unfortunately not the test of distance, like a wise man once said "we all live in a yellow submarine." As the distance between Matteo and his soulfish grew so did the sadness of his fish, his sadness was too much, it overcame him. And now the bond is broken. Matteo (the fish) has died.
But not long after there was another realization. This connection between fish and man was a th*****me. Lucas fish was bound to Matteo fish and as he departed Lucas fish wished to follow, leaving his bowl behind to find his partner. But the road was too long, he too faded away.
This is not a sad story though. Now all the Erasmus fishbowl inhabitants can spend their time together in a pijalnia above.
They spend their time together because we can't.
Goodbye from the fishbowl.

27/07/2015

Dear observers, like all of you the fish also look for greener pastures. They sway back and forth with the tides, wondering, dreaming, of a future far far away; but probably not so far, poor fish and their short life span. They first ventured into French territory, living the dream, action all around, new faces, new tastes. But it had to end.
No, no, not that kind of end. A more calm life approached them, looking out over the South African habitat. Lets not talk about that. It was a strange time in their life. It too has to end.
Now, I turn to you observers. Will you read this and let Matteo and Lucas go alone into an unfamiliar world, or will you save them.
Like and share, or donate so we can build a new fishtank! all proceeds will go toward... stuff.
Ok seriously though, I will also be leaving soon and unfortunately they cant travel with me on the plane. plz help.....

01/04/2015

Some news from the bowl! It's been a long time so you need some update because I know you care :) First of all: the fish are alive, big and surprising news ahah After an unfortunate dive of Matteo (little black fish aka the sneaky spy aka the epileptic) he seems to be unable to stop moving/shaking his body all day long... Lucas decides to change color from time to time but nothing really worrying! Anyway, long live to the fish :D :D :D

11/02/2015

Today we cry another loss. Despite all the efforts provided to make the Fishbowl a better world and a fish heaven, we can't hide you the departure of our dear Stuart...

07/02/2015

"For those who said whiskey might kill us, first of all we survived, and then we liked it! MANLY FISHES!" - Hangover fish quote, directly from the bowl

23/01/2015

dear fishfriends, I would like to tell u that friendship is forever and blablabla, but no...when needs come, even friendship is not strong enough to survive. The lack of females is changing the fishrelations: our Lucas is dealing with a confusing moment of his fishlife, and the victim of his libido is our sweet and loving Stuart. It started like an innocent play, but now the fishrapes are becoming too frequent...Matteo looks at the situation, and I can't understand if he is just a vo**ur, or if he desires a fish-th*****me. Welcome to the pornfishbowl

14/01/2015

13/01/2015

I would like to tell u nice stories about fish-parties, fish-drinking games, fish sports and hobbies..but life in the fishbowl is not easy, it's a continuous fight for surviving..and today is another funeral: our colorful and pretty Karolina lays on the bottom. Her fellows are all gathered, I guess they are crying, but are tears in the water

11/01/2015

My dear fishfriends, today was going to be a massacre. I changed the fish bowl water but using the normal cold water from the sink. Lucas was upside down for a good 15 minutes, but was saved by the kettle hot water, and by a timely intervention...just on time

08/01/2015

day 1: Palina is not feeling great, she is fighting to survive...we are all with u palina