The Stall Wall

The Stall Wall Come one, come all
to scratch into this wall
A clever quip or
snarky rhyme
to ease your load
and kill some time Here, they are welcomed and stay forever.

Since most of us take advantage of the few moments of solitude afforded by a trip to the pot by checking Facebook, here is the Stall Wall, where you have access to more than a mere bathroom, where your ingenious quips could be "wiped" from the page at any time. Also, you can see more than one stalls worth of material. Finally, you don't need to have a pen. This is the precursor to a brick-and-mort

ar museum where the only exhibits are old bathroom stall walls complete with their assorted messages and artwork. Hey; I can dream, can't I?

09/28/2019

Sometimes left and
others right
Which way it swirls
is fine tonight
They say Aussies get a widder
But I don’t care
It’s just a sh***er.

09/28/2019

Tell me true
oh, toilet bowl:
Will I live through this?
Not all is well
for I’m in Hell
With the squiggle s**ts

09/28/2019

And so once more
Onto this door
I scrawl my scratch of rhyme
Because I’m bored and
sh****ng still
You get some giggle time.

03/31/2019
11/04/2017

Into darkness
My turds descend
‘Round the bowel
The biscuits bend
Wrapped in white my
Hand suspends
To do the deed...(oh, s**t!)
I need Depends

11/01/2017

If I take you at your word,
Here you laid a giant turd.
Three feet naught, a curl of pew
Now spray the gas and clear the loo.

07/05/2017

On this Fourth
at this cistern
too drunk to s**t
your lunch returned.

06/08/2017

See my rhythm rhyme
Cramming more
A slamming door
Peek by slipping shine.
So sickly rolls
a prickly pulse
Burped thickly through your thighs
Then black a stack from the
towel rack
for we've freshly
come up dry.

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A Small Watertower On The Lawn
Arvada, CO
80002

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