Father Trash Panda's Cult of 3rd Service EMS

09/02/2026

Crazy unc status when you've seen the entire companies roster cycle over 2-3 times

08/30/2026

I hope youre all doing ok, there is no meme this is a vibe check

08/29/2026

Observe.

08/07/2026

But bros & gals fire departments doing ems saves so much money and ITS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY!!!

ISSUE #4: CROSS-STAFFING


The City of Plattsburgh

07/22/2026

I need to know if McKeesport Ambulance Rescue Service tried to resuscitate the emu please they massacred my boy

A McKeesport family says their 3-year-old pet emu was hunted and killed by their neighbors' pitbulls.

06/27/2026

We really got trash city EMS (and also fire) before GTA 6

Firefighters say the issue is simple: They are short-staffed, and EMS workers are often there first. Details in comments.

05/11/2026

one of those "legally this is satire" posts

05/09/2026

It's a level of euphoria the BLS mind cannot comprehend

05/08/2026

lmao if you ever need proof why fire departments need to get the f**k out of EMS, "whole blood is too expensive" from the same bozos demanding more fire trucks

A grant-funded plan to put whole blood on Somerset County ambulances has run into local resistance, with county officials warning it could become another state-backed program that leaves local taxpayers holding the bag when the grant runs out.

Emergency medicine leaders say the county should not pass it up. Whole blood can replace severe blood loss in trauma patients before they reach a hospital — a potentially lifesaving tool in rural areas far from trauma centers. State officials say grant funding would cover the program for at least five years.

Ronnie Hinman, president of the Somerset County Firefighters Association, urged commissioners not to adopt it at an April 28 County Commissioners meeting, citing long-term funding concerns.

“Every time I turn around, there’s new programs proposed that’s going to be implemented in this county that’s going to cost this county lots of money because Anne Arundel County does it — like whole blood,” he said. “Nobody else on the Shore is doing it, so we need to stay away from it, too.

📸: Josh Davis, The Baltimore Sun

04/28/2026

when bro comes calling I aint got no choice