06/01/2026
🚨☀️ MISSING PERSON (Sun actually) REPORT ☀️🚨
Lamar County Fire Rescue has received multiple reports regarding a missing celestial body known only as "The Sun."
The Sun was last seen several days ago before disappearing under suspicious circumstances involving approximately 14,000 gallons of rain, a few thunderstorms, and what can only be described as an identity crisis from Mother Nature.
BOLOs have been issued across the county.
👀 Recent sightings have been reported, and witnesses claim The Sun may make a brief appearance this afternoon before disappearing again for questioning by a few lingering showers and storms.
The good news? Investigators are optimistic that The Sun may finally return home sometime during the middle of next week and remain in the area for an extended visit.
In the meantime:
🛶 You can probably leave the canoe at home.
🚣♂️ But we'd recommend keeping the kayak nearby just in case.
🚗 Slow down on wet roadways.
⚡ If thunder roars, head indoors.
🐾 Keep an eye on your furry family members during storms.
👵 Check on elderly neighbors and medically fragile friends and family.
If you spot The Sun, please do not approach suddenly. Many residents have not seen it in so long they may become startled or confused.
Stay safe, Lamar County. We are hopeful this missing person case will soon be closed. ☀️😎