08/30/2026
What have rangers been up to for the last two months? (Yes, two… Rangers have been BEAR-y busy!!).
Below are report generating calls for OSMP Rangers:
-Snakes removed from closets: 1- Daydream or nightmare depending on which ranger you ask.
-Dispatched rabbits: 1
-Deceased bears found: 1
-Dogs biting humans: 1
-Aggressive dogs that did not bite: 1
-Passed away pets: 1
-People missing: 1. Found. Dementia is so challenging.
-People stuck in barbed wire fencing: 1
-Inebriated people: 2. While beer does have liquid and carbs in one can, it’s not a good hiking companion.
-Reports of kidnappings: 1
-Deceased people: 1. Our sincere condolences to those who knew them.
-Injured/ill hikers: 11
-Injured climbers: 1
-Stuck climbers: 3
-Stuck raccoons: 1, between a fence and another fence.
-Stuck trucks on Flagstaff: 1
-Crashed cyclists: 7, three of which involved motor vehicles.
-Crashed/injured paragliders: 3, two of which involved plummeting from the sky.
-Crashed cars: 1
-Cars chilling in ponds: 1. Double check your parking breaks.
-Menacing in a home: 1
-Damaged fences: 5
-Found game cameras: 1
-Found owlets: 1
-Found purses: 1
-Injury car crashes in Boulder Canyon: 1
-Non-injury car crashes also in Boulder Canyon, same day: 1
-Wildland fires: 3. Both on and off OSMP property.
-People jumping into traffic: 1
-Cars broken into: 6
-Trespassers: 2
-Shell casings found on Flagstaff Road: 2
-False reports of a bomb: 1
-Ma*****na disposals: 2. Kids and adults- no smoking please. It’s too crispy out here.
Let’s see, what else have rangers been up to as of late? We dodged thunderstorms, celebrated World Ranger Day with our besties from local ranger agencies with a speed hiking competition, and chased cows hither and thither. Rangers held Night Sky programs, lead Junior Rangers in forestry projects, and we perfected the AC angles in our trucks to blow cold air through our vests. Oh, and bears. They are everywhere in town. Please secure trash, remove attractants such as pet food, bird feeders, apples, and report bad bear/human behavior so that we can try to correct it before it’s too late. Thanks for reading.
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