10/03/2026
🏈 OKAY FAM, IT’S SATURDAY. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
College football is on. The snacks are questionable. The beverages are flowing. And somewhere, a grown adult is yelling at a television like the quarterback can hear them.
We know libations may be consumed. We know snacks will be absolutely demolished. And eventually, someone is going to announce, “I’m good. I can totally drive.”
Narrator: They were, in fact, NOT good.
Listen, Bremen. We support school spirit, questionable snack combinations, and yelling at referees from the comfort of your couch. What we do NOT support is turning your post-game celebration into a police report.
If you're drinking, make a plan BEFORE kickoff:
🏈 Designate a sober driver.
🚗 Call a rideshare.
📱 Find a ride.
🛋️ Or stay put and enjoy the post-game analysis from wherever you landed.
Because the only thing worse than your team losing is having to explain to us why you thought you were “fine to drive.”
Don't let a bad fourth-quarter decision become your season highlight.
Make smart choices. Get home safe.
Go Sports Ball! 🏈🍕👮♂️
Bremen PD: Here for the community, even when your football team is making questionable decisions. We just ask you not to join them behind the wheel.