06/03/2026
🚲 “World Bicycle Day or the BSC Pedal Parade”
The morning of June 3rd -- World Bicycle Day (WBD for short) -- started innocently enough. Marla, a new Burlington Senior Center volunteer with an over-flowing abundance of enthusiasm, thought the seniors should celebrate the day with a “simple little bike parade” just for fun. That was her first mistake.
By 9:00 a.m., the parking lot looked like someone had shaken a Walmart Supercenter and dumped out every wheeled object ever invented.
Leo arrived first and pulled a folding bicycle out of his camper van he claimed was “aerodynamic,” though it squeaked like a mouse with stage fright. Nora rolled up on a three wheeled recumbent bike, reclining so low she looked like she was commuting from ground level. Then came Clyde, proudly pedaling a tandem bicycle—alone. When asked where the second rider was, he said, “I’m manifesting one.”
But the real showstopper was Tilly, who zoomed in on a bright yellow delivery bike with a giant front basket. Inside the basket sat her Chihuahua, Priscilla, wearing goggles and a tiny orange reflective vest. “Emotional support copilot,” she announced.
Marla tried to organize everyone into a neat parade line, but that lasted about four seconds. Leo’s folding bike kept collapsing. Nora’s recumbent was so low that Clyde kept losing sight of her and shouting, “Man down!” And Tilly’s dog barked every time someone rang a bike bell, which caused more bell ringing, which caused more barking, which caused more bell ringing.
Eventually, they set off—if you can call it that. The “parade” moved at three different speeds: slow, slower, and “Is Clyde actually going backwards?”
Halfway around the block, Clyde finally found a tandem partner: a confused mailman named Jeff who got caught at the wrong place at the wrong time. He rode along anyway because his feet hurt, Jeff was a good sport, and also because Clyde refused to stop pedaling long enough to let him off until they got back to the BSC.
Marla declared senior center's first annual WBD event a “rousing success,” mostly because no one had tipped over, they all made it around the block, and Priscilla had only barked 47 times.
Tilly raised her water bottle and said, “Next year, let’s do a Tour de Burlington—same chaos, longer route.” Everyone cheered, except Jeff, who quietly asked if someone could help him get off the tandem. He had mail to deliver.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026:
9:00 GUMBA Cards
10:00 Tai Chi Class
10:30 Meditation Class
11:30 Lunch: Chicken Fried Steak served with Mashed Potatoes & Gravy and Apple Crisp
12:30 Pinochle
1:00 Ukulele Class
Reminder: Tomorrow, June 4th, is the free Narcan Training class at 10:30. Please sign up at the BSC front desk if you'd like to attend.