06/23/2026
🚨 UPDATE: THE TINY TYRANTS HAVE BEEN FED 🚨
Y’all… you did NOT come to play.
Because of you, we are now absolutely stacked with canned kitten food, and our small, loud, slightly unhinged underlords are thriving. Bellies are full, screams are slightly less dramatic (slightly), and we are one step closer to getting these little dictators big, strong, and ready for their glow-up into adoptable royalty 👑
We asked… and you DELIVERED. Like, aggressively delivered. Amazon boxes, drop-offs, donations—our storage shelves went from “uh oh” to “oh dang, we’re RICH rich (in pâté).”
From the bottom of our sleep-deprived, kitten-summoned souls:
💙 THANK YOU
💙 THANK YOU
💙 THANK YOU
Every can helps these babies gain weight, get healthy, and move on to their forever homes faster. You’re literally fueling their villain origin stories AND their second chances.
We couldn’t do this without you—and honestly, the kittens would like a word if we tried.
Stay tuned… because these little weirdos will be available before you know it 😈🐾