Santa Fe Addition Trailer Park

10/20/2016

SANTA FE ADDITION FREEBIE!
This antique s*x doll (complete with original stitching) has been found in the dumpster behind Wal-Mart in Ashflat. It's free on a first cum-first-serve basis. Our local dumpster divers will keep their eyes open for future dumpster-dreams come true that are found.

07/02/2016

"Good Ole Lil'Dicks" is a food cart opening up this weekend near the marquee in honor of the 4th of July! They specialize in miniature "weenies" (both spicy and mild) and delicious corn-dongs on a rock hard stick! Happy 4th ya'll!

06/22/2016

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05/28/2016

We gunna feel da Bern like when we p*e.

05/27/2016

THIS IS NOT JUST A MEME! This is serious! Our precious trailer park constituents are experiencing a bad case of ge***al crab infestations already and summer has not even officially begun! If you know ANY residents who have "Lobsters" please call the sheriffs department to report the sighting so that we can nip this in the butt!

04/24/2016

04/22/2016

Santa Fe Addition is looking for volunteer security guards. Please take not we don't care of backgrounds or disabilities.
Things we want:
Ability to stay vigilant.
Experience using a slingshot preferred.
Pay: See the word volunteer.
How to apply: Message us if interested.
Benefits: A cool hat and a slingshot, not to mention bragging status among residents.

04/21/2016

We've had several complaints that this car has been doing donuts in the community. As a reminder, neighborhood children could be sobering up in the ditches. Please don't do donuts!

12/26/2015

The votes have been tallied! Santa Fe Addition Trailer Park residents just went bonkers over these Barbies for their kids for this season. They say they like them because Matell finally created a Barbie that's relatable to their childrens' life expectations.

12/26/2015

For those who came out and joined in on the festivities last night, management would like to thank you and hope ya'll had a great time celebrating the birth of our Lord. However, it's a little messy in the aftermath. Your Walmart bags would be appreciated and your helping hand in gathering up leftovers and garbage.