Como Raccoons Against Roll Carts

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Our agenda is simple: Banish filthy, ugly roll carts from the world so that food, er, I mean, TRASH can be free to bathe in the beautiful moonlight just as raccoon god has intended.

03/23/2023

Fret not beloved raccoonfrends, evilnasty rollcarts won't exist for another year. We have twelve glorious months to enjoy the foolish peoplehumanz bag buffet.

Racoons of Fulton will not stand for this injustice! This sausage-wheeled abomination is raccoon enemy #1!!!
10/02/2022

Racoons of Fulton will not stand for this injustice! This sausage-wheeled abomination is raccoon enemy #1!!!

03/20/2022

GREETINGS FRIENDS OF THE RACCOONS!!! This is a call to action! This Monday night at 7pm the LOVELY FILTHY STINKING human council of the glorious city of Columbia will be discussing the RIDICULOUS idea of repealing the ban on STUPID roll carts, which could END the GLORIOUS logo bag system that has FED SO MANY BEAUTIFUL BABY RACCOONS that I cannot even begin to count on my tiny beautiful raccoon handfingers.

TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO to prevent evil roll carts from existing:

1) CALL or EMAIL your council person
(find your ward: https://www.como.gov/boards/city-council/wards-map/)

Mayor Brian Treece
Phone: 573.874.7222
Email: [email protected]

Ward 1 Pat Fowler
Phone: 573.256.6841
Email: [email protected]

Ward 2 Andrea Waner
Phone: 573.321.9219
Email: [email protected]

Ward 3 Karl Skala
Phone: 573.474.2195
Email: [email protected]

Ward 4 Ian Thomas
Phone: 573.239.7916
Email: [email protected]

Ward 5 Matt Pitzer
Phone: 573.823.7037
Email: [email protected]

Ward 6 Betsy Peters
Phone: 573.874.7812
Email: [email protected]

2) ATTEND the meeting and submit PUBLIC COMMENT after 7pm at the City council meeting on Monday March 21st. (city hall location: https://goo.gl/maps/vx8rHutJCcXxb6B66)

GLORY TO TRASHBAGS!!!

***Edited to add: Councilperson Pat Fowler has advised that council vote and relevant public comment will take place Monday April 4th. Roll cart discussion will only be introduced on the 21st, so public comment on the issue will be limited to the general comments at the end of the meeting.

rullevogne dræber! affald hører til i plastikposer!
11/13/2021

rullevogne dræber! affald hører til i plastikposer!

TO BE CLEAR: THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF TRASH CANS OR ROLL CARTS. ALL TRASH BELONGS IN ENVIRONMENTALLY FIENDLY single...
11/12/2021

TO BE CLEAR: THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF TRASH CANS OR ROLL CARTS. ALL TRASH BELONGS IN ENVIRONMENTALLY FIENDLY single-USE PLASTIC BAG

DONT LET ROLL CARTS TREAD ON YOU LIKE SNAKE. new bags with people human symbol instead of filthy nasty roll carts
01/10/2021

DONT LET ROLL CARTS TREAD ON YOU LIKE SNAKE. new bags with people human symbol instead of filthy nasty roll carts

The 🤮Roll-Cartel🤮 will have your children eating from their soft, fleshy hands if you let them!!! Educate your children ...
01/03/2021

The 🤮Roll-Cartel🤮 will have your children eating from their soft, fleshy hands if you let them!!! Educate your children about the beauty of turgid, lumpy black plastic bags today 🦝❤️

RACCOONS WANT TO SAVE HUMAN CITIZENS FROM TERRIBLE BAD ROLL CARTS=SWAMP
01/01/2021

RACCOONS WANT TO SAVE HUMAN CITIZENS FROM TERRIBLE BAD ROLL CARTS=SWAMP

People humans thnk they're smart but stupid rollcarts show they'ren't
12/30/2020

People humans thnk they're smart but stupid rollcarts show they'ren't

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE YOUR SILVER PEOPLE
12/30/2020

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE YOUR SILVER PEOPLE

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701 E. Broadway
Columbia, MO
65205

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