08/18/2026
šAugust is the friend who crashes on your couch āfor one nightā ā and a week later has joined your HOA and filed a complaint about you.
AUGUST. YOU DONāT EVEN LIVE HERE.
Everything is watered. Please turn it off.
(Footage from Aug 17.)
P.S. weāre tired of flooded cave footage, too. šGonna need to sell 1 million pumpkins in September to make up for this nonsense.š¬