Morris Beach

05/30/2026

No more data centers

05/27/2026

BREAKING: A “Mega Queen” horseshoe crab was discovered on the beach in Wildwood, New Jersey, early this morning after a man who says he was training for a triathlon spotted the giant creature during an early morning jog.

The man captured rare footage of the colossal horseshoe crab following overnight rain. He described the crab as being the “mother of all horseshoe crabs.”

The man stated, “I thought it was a car’s hood or a piece of an airplane engine at first. I’ve never seen a horseshoe crab this big.”

What’s next, the Kraken!?

05/27/2026

Your cognitive test

05/27/2026

Gramps and Torie

05/27/2026

They are following me...

05/22/2026

05/22/2026

She has crossed the stage as Summa Cum Laude of Bowie State University with a Bachelor of Science in Chemistry.... So Proud

04/20/2026

Yup, he violated his parole

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/14eHtrseG1Q/

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil has officially violated parole and is heading back to jail after pulling the classic “80 degrees and sunny” stunt just to flip it into 42, gray, and miserable overnight. Authorities say the charge is clear: crimes against spring. After briefly convincing the entire state it was time for shorts, grills, and happiness, Phil allegedly reversed course without warning, leaving millions emotionally unprepared and deeply offended.

State Police say he was taken back into custody without incident, though residents across Pennsylvania are still processing the betrayal. Witnesses claim he showed no remorse, just that same look like he knew exactly what he did. Officials say this wasn’t a mistake, it was a pattern. Tease summer, disappear, then send in clouds and cold like nothing happened.

He’ll remain behind bars until further notice, or until he can prove he’s capable of delivering seven consecutive days of actual spring. Until then, Pennsylvania is once again left staring at the sky, wondering how we got played this easily.

04/06/2026

Protecting OUR Kirkwood-Cohansey Aquifer: A Critical Resource We All Depend On

Freshwater is astonishingly scarce. Only about 2.5–3% of all water on the planet is freshwater, and roughly 68–69% of that is locked away in ice caps and glaciers. Another 30% exists as groundwater, leaving less than 1% as accessible surface water in lakes, rivers, and swamps. When you factor in contamination from pathogens and chemicals, the amount of easily accessible, unpolluted liquid freshwater drops to roughly 0.003% of Earth’s total water supply. The vast majority (~97%) is unusable saltwater in the oceans.

In South Jersey, we are fortunate to have one of nature’s best answers to this scarcity: the Kirkwood-Cohansey aquifer system. This massive, shallow, highly permeable unconfined aquifer holds over 17 trillion gallons of water. It serves as the primary drinking water source for communities across the region and sustains the ecologically vital Pine Barrens.

Because the aquifer is shallow and unconfined, it recharges relatively quickly from rainfall, but this same feature makes it especially vulnerable to over-pumping and pollution from surface activities like development, agriculture, and industry. Once contaminated, cleaning it is extremely difficult and costly.

Protecting the Kirkwood-Cohansey isn’t optional, it’s essential. It literally is the water we drink, the water that keeps our rivers and wetlands healthy, and the foundation for our region’s future. With so little clean freshwater available globally, responsibly managing and safeguarding this precious local resource ensures clean, reliable water for generations to come in South Jersey.

Want to take action? The first thing you can do is sign this petition sponsored by the Pinelands Alliance:
 https://www.change.org/p/prohibit-ai-data-centers-in-the-pinelands

03/04/2026

Hanging out on the shed...