Town of Floyds Knobs

Town of Floyds Knobs Satire page--town near New Albany, IN, and Louisville, KY, known for yawns. See "K**b Snobs."

10/18/2024

A Message from FLOYDS K***S WATER CO INC: FKWC-Alert
Good Morning, Floyds K***s Water Company wants to make our customers aware that our policy states our workers are not to enter customers homes. We will never come to your home asking to come inside to take samples. Please report any suspicious activity to the sheriff's office. Thanks!

12/09/2023

Depending on the source and model, it looks like we might be getting somewhat of a wintery mix tomorrow, 12/10. What are your thoughts? Ready for it, or hoping we dodge it like it seems we have so often in the past?

HI all!  It's been a minute since I've posted anything.  To make up for it, here's a very cool map of Floyd County from ...
11/19/2023

HI all! It's been a minute since I've posted anything. To make up for it, here's a very cool map of Floyd County from 1882 that includes the property owner names. Ever wonder why a certain road is named the way it is? Look no further. Many of the answers are here. Enjoy, and please feel free to add or put forward your request on how to make this page entertaining, useful, and all around enjoyable!

11/09/2022

Daaang! I followed a school bus from FCHS today, and felt like I was drafting in Nascar! When did Otto from The Simpson start driving for NAFCS?

11/06/2022

Totally starting beef with New Albany! Try to park in front of Dragon King's Daughter. They will tell you cannot park on the street in front of their doors. "It's for pickups only," she told me. Is it not a city street, City of New Albany?! Just bringing this up because here in the "Town of Floyds K***s" we don't have those limitations at our fine establishments, such as Yellow Cactus, Arni's, or Sam's just to name a few. Get your house in order, New Albany.

Here's a hilarious synopsis of our lovely town by content creator "Poobette."
11/04/2022

Here's a hilarious synopsis of our lovely town by content creator "Poobette."

🍆 It's another juicy Google Maps road trip to the small town of Floyds K***s, Indiana. We'll explore all the saucy corners of this suggestively named bedroo...

First official post: Squirrel knocks out power to thousands. I'll bet he looked like charcoal once they found him.  Don'...
11/04/2022

First official post: Squirrel knocks out power to thousands. I'll bet he looked like charcoal once they found him. Don't worry, Duke Energy had the power back on in just a few hours.

More than 9,000 people are currently without power in Floyd County, Indiana, on Wednesday.

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Floyds K***s, IN
47119

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