The Paper Paramedics

The Paper Paramedics We're Information Lifesavers!!! The Paper Paramedics help people manage information. We create digital images for immediate retrieval and Internet use.

We photocopy. We design and produce advertising materials such as placemats, business cards and logos. Due to the constant increase in gasoline prices, we've had to temporarily suspend our shredding operation. We've just relocated to 7777 State Road, Lakeport, MI 48059 until further notice.

08/29/2024

Would the real President of the United States please stand up?

06/04/2011

The Paper Paramedics has moved to 7777 State Road, Lakeport, Michigan until further notice. We'll continue to image and photocopy documents but the shredding portion or our business has been temporarily suspended due to unbelievable FUEL PRICES. Get REAL, Exxon, Shell, BP & Total.

06/04/2011

We make no apologies for our decision to reevaluate the shredding portion of our business. In an effort to "go green," we've had to drive our shredding to Roseville, Michigan for recycling. The oil companies have increased their prices of gas 75% in one year. We find it impossible to pass that cost on to you.

01/03/2011
12/27/2010

Thank you, Rich O'Neil, for sharing this joke with us.

11/07/2010

Sherry, you may never get this message, but thank you for stopping by and telling me how much you enjoy the sign out front. We'll do a "Gotcha" for you someday, just let me know when.

10/29/2010

Don't forget about the "DRIVE-BY SHREDDING" tomorrow at The Paper Paramedics!!! BOO-YA, the BULLDOG Records Management truck will be in our driveway from 10 to 11 a.m. justa shreddin' n grindin' everything you can throw at him. See ya manyana!

10/26/2010

This is Fred Blommer laying down on the job. . . .oooooops. Hi Doris!!!

Oooooops. Here's the real Fred Blommer. (I hope).
10/26/2010

Oooooops. Here's the real Fred Blommer. (I hope).

10/26/2010

What a night!!! Fred Blommer is makin' me FB smart. Here's Fred Blommer:

10/21/2010

Wow-wow-wow--The Paper Paramedics just formed an alliance with Bulldog Records Management of Fraser, MI. Next Saturday, Oct. 30th between 10 and 11 a.m., Bulldog RM will have their SHREDDING TRUCK in the driveway of The Paper Paramedics. Bring us your paperwork--we'll weigh it and shred it at $0.15 per pound. (regular price--$0.20) Look out everybody--this is our first DRIVE-BY SHREDDING. Pow-pow-pow!!!

10/15/2010

Phil Yost, the sign out front was changed this morning to read, "Huskies, drive the Big Reds to Marysville on. . .The "Dog Sled" ride of their lives." Why is Dosty in Ann Arbor when he could be here in PoHo Urine rooting for the real home team???

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Fort Gratiot, MI
48059

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+18109879911

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