10/22/2026
๐๐ BREAKING NEWS: FRANKTON PD LAUNCHES SPECIAL PIZZA INVESTIGATION! ๐๐
In honor of National Tavern-Style Pizza Day, the Frankton Police Department has assigned two of its finest officers to investigate a very serious matterโฆ ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
The case: A suspiciously delicious, thin-crust, square-cut pizza.
The suspects: Lieutenant Lamey and Officer Cox.
The evidence: Several missing slices of pizza.
The investigation: Ongoingโฆ but sources say the evidence is disappearing at an alarming rate! ๐
When questioned, both officers reportedly stated, โWe were just making sure it was safe for the public!โ ๐
At this time, no arrests have been made, but several slices have been taken into custody. ๐
Here at the Frankton Police Department, we're committed to PROTECTING AND SERVINGโฆ ONE SLICE AT A TIME! ๐๐
๐ Now we have an important question for the community: Are you grabbing a corner piece, an edge piece, or one from the middle?
๐ Let us know in the comments!