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I really do want to support Arkansas Department of Veteran Affairs but they just made a post which confused me. To be fa...
06/09/2026

I really do want to support Arkansas Department of Veteran Affairs but they just made a post which confused me. To be fair, that’s very easily done.

They’re doing a Marine Corps League fundraiser. Go read the first picture for all the details and the second picture is how you can enter. That’s not the confusing part. The confusing part is that the winner gets “a side of grass fed beef”.

Does that mean it’s like a container size full of beef that you’d like get from going out to eat? Because the waiter always ask me what side I want. Or is it the actual side of a cow? If so, do I get to pick which side? Like the left or right? Or does some random Marine decide that since I’m an a*z to people on FB then my side is the back side? Does the winner get to pick the cow? Like do they go walking through the pasture and pick one or if one of the cows tries to run up on them they can say “yeah, ear tag 1462 is gonna be the one”.

I have sooooo many more questions but my fat fingers are tired from typing.

Kiddo asked if she could practice her eyelash technique on me. I’m no expert but I don’t think it went as she planned. A...
06/08/2026

Kiddo asked if she could practice her eyelash technique on me. I’m no expert but I don’t think it went as she planned.

Anyway, if you see me out and about and think I ignored you, I didn’t. Right now I just can’t see out of that eye.

Old man EMERGENCY post. Someone talk me out of buying the bird feeder and bird bath combo. I’ve been an AARP card carryi...
06/07/2026

Old man EMERGENCY post.

Someone talk me out of buying the bird feeder and bird bath combo. I’ve been an AARP card carrying member for years and feel this is just the natural progression. Does anybody have one? How are they?

Does this look like someone took a bite out of my slice? It’s how it looked when I opened the box. Still ate it because ...
06/07/2026

Does this look like someone took a bite out of my slice? It’s how it looked when I opened the box. Still ate it because I wasn’t about to waste calories walking up to ask for a different slice.

Bite or Tear? Cast your vote

I walked all around downtown Conway today thinking everyone was looking at me because they recognized me from my page. T...
06/06/2026

I walked all around downtown Conway today thinking everyone was looking at me because they recognized me from my page. Turns out my zipper was down. Not a single person told me to close my barn door.

Are you into feet but wished they tasted more like guacamole? Then these “chips” will satisfy that craving. Sam's Club t...
06/06/2026

Are you into feet but wished they tasted more like guacamole? Then these “chips” will satisfy that craving. Sam's Club this was not delicious.

Apparently when a T-shirt or coffee mug with my face on it just won’t do, the owner of Classics Sandwiches asked NVUS in...
06/04/2026

Apparently when a T-shirt or coffee mug with my face on it just won’t do, the owner of Classics Sandwiches asked NVUS ink in Conway to bust out their tattoo equipment.

I’m still in shock and thankful she reconsidered getting it as a neck tattoo. It ended up on the back of her leg.

If you want to see the final result, go by Toad Suck Harley-Davidson where her food truck is located and let me know if it looks good.

Oh now this really just ruined my night and I’m gonna need you to stay away from it. You know how you walk around the st...
06/03/2026

Oh now this really just ruined my night and I’m gonna need you to stay away from it.

You know how you walk around the store and grab a random item to try? Well I did that with this birthday cake bites from Drizzilicious. Last night I was “midnight snacking” and tried some. Before I knew it, I was elbow deep in the bag and watching some English baking show.

Listen folks, this stuff is more addictive than what comes in a tiny baggie and resembles powered sugar. When they say “bet you can’t eat just one” they mean a bag. Make your life choices wisely because I didn’t and now I’m singing happy birthday to the cat just so I don’t feel ashamed eating the birthday cake bites.

I was called weird by my wife and told “that’s not ok brah” by my son. They asked me to make them a PB&J and were shocke...
06/02/2026

I was called weird by my wife and told “that’s not ok brah” by my son. They asked me to make them a PB&J and were shocked to see I put all the ingredients on one slice of bread then cover it with a plain slice. Apparently they put one ingredient on each slice but I’m the weird one?

Reason 14,721 why I’ll never be allowed to work in a nursing home or run the cake walk stand ever again. Both of these l...
06/01/2026

Reason 14,721 why I’ll never be allowed to work in a nursing home or run the cake walk stand ever again.

Both of these ladies wanted the cake so I had them arm wrestle for it. Check out the expressions of everyone in each photo.

In the end they both got a cake and we got a story to tell until next year.

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