04/01/2026
Mine Soda! Coming soon to an Empire Mine State Historic Park near you (we’re franchising). With just one ingredient, pure unfiltered water straight from the depths of the Empire Mine, this soda is a great option for folks looking to cut ultra processed water out of their diet.
Available for purchase for just one ounce of pure gold! Gold is the only currency we will accept for this soda. You can use cash or card for everything else in the gift shop, but mine soda MUST be purchased with no less than one ounce of gold.
Happy April Fool’s Day from Empire Mine SHP!
Not that you can get to it, but please don’t actually drink mine water. It really does contain lots of heavy metals and is quite toxic.