Christina B

04/01/2026

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Freddie said that phat bottomed boats make the world go ‘round… (or something like that..🤷🏼‍♂️).

03/20/2026

The big beautiful girl is currently “on the hard” getting some much needed PM and butt-buffing from MarineMax in St. Petersburg.

Hoping to do a “splash” real soon and get her back to our normal shenanigans and soft-debauchery. Not getting much support from General Propeller Company…. but hopefully things will get back on track soon!

01/29/2025

https://youtu.be/-oLx-UgnJPk

AHOY Matey !! Join Erich von Klassen and friends aboard the Christina B for Gasparilla 2025 ! Original Pirate Music with plenty o' scallywags and wenches ...

01/26/2025

The stunning Christina B celebrates another Gasparilla with a worthy crew and high spirits!

11/04/2024

The big girl made quite a splash down in Key West! (The boat, not Kerry!) 😳

You’ll have to excuse the look on my face. Due to sensory overload I had temporarily forgotten who I was or what I was doing there. 😳😖🤪

11/04/2024

The Christina B is a vessel devoted to the principles of democracy and a love for the constitutional republic of the United States of America.

Please do your research, identify the candidates that align with your beliefs and priorities, and exercise your PRIVILEGE to vote for the next leader and representatives for this great land.

Bless the USA and all that call it their homeland.

10/13/2024

After numerous complaints from our esteemed guests (Susan) that it’s not easy to climb up and use the escape hatch in the VIP in case of a fire, I have succumbed to the will of the masses (Susan) and have procured an emergency egress ladder that can be deployed without breaking a nail or mussing your hair.

For those of you that stay in the Twin or Bunk Suites…. yeah, you’re basically s’mores. 😳😳🤪

03/30/2024

Some aerial drone magic by my dear friend Jay Meyer.

Off the coast of Egmont Key…

02/04/2024

Another fantastic Gasparilla! The Christina B would like to thank all of her guests and revelers for a spectacular time filled with laughter and camaraderie!! What a perfect crew! What a perfect day!

05/20/2023

A small gaggle congregates to celebrate a dear friend being cast into the indentured servitude of matrimony. 🤪

02/01/2023

Another wildly successful Gasparilla!

Thanks to all who could attend and made it such a wonderfully memorable event!