05/24/2026
***UPDATE*** Returned to its owner and shell-ter. Thank you!
We’ve seen our fair share of fast-moving pursuits, but today’s foot chase really tested our... patience.
Earlier today, officers responded to a call about a suspicious pedestrian blocking traffic. Turns out, an African Spurred Tortoise decided to take an unauthorized patrol down our sidewalks.
Incident Report:
Suspect: Armed with a heavy-duty shell and a zero-nonsense attitude.
Charges: Reckless walking, loitering, and resisting a swift transit.
Speed: Clocked at a blazing 0.2 mph.
Thankfully, the situation was de-escalated with some fresh greens and a lot of encouragement. We are happy to report that this slow-moving VIP has been safely secured and is currently waiting for their "shell-ter" manager (owner) to claim them.
If this big guy belongs to you, or you know who he belongs to, please contact the Hanahan Police Department so we can get him safely escorted back home.