08/19/2026
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💦🚨 DUNK TANK LINEUP
AUGUST 22nd, 2026
🚨💦 $1 for 3 throws!
We asked for volunteers. These people either have way too much confidence, lost a bet, or simply don’t understand what they signed up for.
Here’s your chance to throw a ball at the target and dunk someone you know and call it entertainment! 🎯
💦 10:00 AM – Jenna Rose Helget
Owner & bartender at The Nine-One Bar LLC 🍻 She’s spent years serving people drinks… now she gets to sit in a tank while those same people try to knock her into the water. Customer service has really changed.
💦 10:30 AM – PAUL WYCZAWSKI
Baseball pitching coach & professional heckler/trash talker. ⚾
He’s spent a lifetime telling people how to throw. Now we get to throw balls at the target to dunk HIM. Seems fair.
💦 11:00 AM – DAN PAULSON (Patricia Olsen Paulson)
Hanska's Mayor and celebrating his 70th birthday on August 22nd! 🎂👑
Nothing says “Happy 70th!” quite like putting the mayor in a dunk tank and letting the public settle a few imaginary grievances.
Birthday punches are apparently out. Birthday dunks are IN.
💦 11:30 AM – Jaden Miller
Fixes combines & Hanska Fire and Rescue member. 🚒
He can fix a combine… he can fight fires… but unfortunately, we’re pretty sure neither skill will help him here.
💦 12:00 PM – ADAM COOLING
Brains behind Last Chance Saloon, former wrestler… and POSSIBLY SHIRTLESS. 👀
We don’t know what’s more dangerous: the dunk tank or the possibility of Adam deciding this is a wrestling match.
💦 12:30 PM – Willie Wurtz
Hired pest & diseased-animal killer… and fish lover. 🎣
Basically, if it’s unwanted, Willie gets the call. This time, Willie is the one getting called to the dunk tank! 💦🎯
💦 1:00 PM – KASEY KUCK
Baseball player who happens to play for a team other than the Hanska Lakers. ⚾Apparently loyalty has its limits! We’re hoping he’s better at dodging a dunk than picking a baseball team!
💦 1:30 PM – TRAVIS & NICK ROBB
We don’t know much about these two. 🤷♀️🤷♂️
But they volunteered and apparently they’re willing to get wet, so that’s really all you need to know!
Come celebrate Hanska’s 125th, support the festivities, and enjoy the rare opportunity to legally throw things at your friends, neighbors, the mayor, bartenders, firefighters and baseball traitors. 🎯🪣
