Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division

07/30/2026

🚤🛟 Calling All Captains, Co-Captains, and Professional Boat Snack Supervisors! 🌊
Think you know everything about boating? Great! The Macomb County Sheriff's Marine Division would still like a word. 😎

Join us for a Boating Safety Class taught by the experts who spend their days keeping our waterways safe. You'll learn valuable tips, rules of the water, emergency procedures, and how to avoid becoming the story everyone is talking about back at the marina.
⚓ Because the goal is to make waves... not headlines.
✅ Learn from the pros
✅ Gain confidence on the water
✅ Keep your crew safe
✅ Avoid the dreaded "I thought I knew what that buoy meant" moment

Register today and get ready for a safer, smarter boating season!

MCSO Free Boater Safety
Date: August 26 and 27, 2026
Time: 5PM - 9PM
Location: Macomb County Sheriff’s Marine Division -- 33125 South River Road, Harrison Township, 48045
Sign up here: https://michigan.storefront.kalkomey.com/em/events/11427
🚤🌊🛟

03/27/2026

🚨🚤 Public Service Announcement (from your future self):
“Wait… that was illegal???” 😳

Don’t let your summer boating story turn into a chat with the Sheriff.

Join the Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division for a Boating Safety Class and learn:
⚓ The actual boating laws (yes, there are more than you think)
⚓ What all those buoys really mean (not just vibes)
⚓ How to avoid becoming “that guy” at the launch

Whether you’re a seasoned boater or just along for the ride, knowing the rules keeps everyone safe.

👉 Take the class. Know the laws. Enjoy the water stress-free.

Because “I didn’t know” is not a great defense on the lake.

MCSO Free Boater Safety
Date: May19 and 20, 2026
Time: 5PM - 9PM
Location: Macomb County Sheriff’s Marine Division -- 33125 South River Road, Harrison Township, 48045

Sign up here: https://michigan.storefront.kalkomey.com/em/events/10809

02/19/2026

Get an unfiltered look at justice, responsibility, and real-life consequences with the Macomb County Sheriff’s Office Inside View Program—where choices meet reality.

Macomb County Sheriff’s Office Inside View Program provides participants an opportunity to see first-hand the inside of a detention facility, virtually experience the impact of the loss of personal liberty, and hear first-hand accounts of life in confinement by actual prisoners in a supervised and controlled classroom setting. The program’s goal is to instill the fundamentals of personal discipline, responsibility and service as a deterrent to having contact with the criminal justice system.

Class is scheduled for the first week in March.

Those interested MUST REGISTER and can follow the link below:
https://tinyurl.com/InsideViewMCSO

A Deputy will reach out via telephone to confirm scheduling.

02/14/2026

This event is tons of fun!

🎹🎶 Dinner, Music, and a Great Cause 🎶🎹

Join us for a fun night supporting the Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division at the Dinner and Dueling Pianos Show!

📅 Saturday, February 21
🍸 Cash Bar: 6:00 PM
🍽️ Family-Style Dinner: 7:00 PM
🎹 Dueling Pianos Show: 8:00 PM

🎟️ Two ways to attend:

Enjoy the Family-Style Dinner + Dueling Pianos Show ($100 per person)

Or join us for the Dueling Pianos Show only ($20 per person)

It’s a great night out with live music, laughter, and community support—all for a great cause.

📧 For tickets or more information: email [email protected]

Grab your friends, warm up your singing voice, and come out for a night you won’t forget! 🎤🎶

01/29/2026

It’s winter. The lake is frozen. Your boat is shrink-wrapped like leftovers. Perfect time to learn how not to cause chaos on the water.

One boat. One class. Fewer “well…that escalated quickly” moments.

While your boat is hibernating, the Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division is wide awake—ready to make sure your future boating adventures don’t end with someone saying, “So…we’re never letting you drive again.”

Because “I’ve been on a boat before” is not a safety plan. And nobody wants to be the story that gets retold at every dock, marina, and family BBQ until 2030.

They bring the life jackets, real-world experience, and saint-level patience required to prevent your calm summer cruise from turning into a low-budget action movie called “This Is Why We Have Rules.”

🎬 Winter Premiere: Good Decisions on the Water
Featuring thrilling plot twists like:

Wearing your life vest
Not testing the pontoon’s turning radius “just to see”
Impressing your friends with behavior so responsible it’s suspicious

This FREE Boating Safety Class could save your weekend, your pride, and your group chat reputation. Sign up now, while it’s too cold to actually mess anything up.

Because the only thing that should be going overboard this winter is your hot chocolate… not your passengers.

MCSO Free Boater Safety
Date: March 18 and 19, 2026
Time: 5PM - 9PM
Location: Macomb County Sheriff’s Marine Division -- 33125 South River Road, Harrison Township, 48045
To register: https://michigan.storefront.kalkomey.com/em/events/10409

01/17/2026

🎹🎶 Dinner, Music, and a Great Cause 🎶🎹

Join us for a fun night supporting the Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division at the Dinner and Dueling Pianos Show!

📅 Saturday, February 21
🍸 Cash Bar: 6:00 PM
🍽️ Family-Style Dinner: 7:00 PM
🎹 Dueling Pianos Show: 8:00 PM

🎟️ Two ways to attend:

Enjoy the Family-Style Dinner + Dueling Pianos Show ($100 per person)

Or join us for the Dueling Pianos Show only ($20 per person)

It’s a great night out with live music, laughter, and community support—all for a great cause.

📧 For tickets or more information: email [email protected]

Grab your friends, warm up your singing voice, and come out for a night you won’t forget! 🎤🎶

01/16/2026

If you can't make it to our January class, we have another free boating safety class coming in February.

Same boat. Smarter choices. Way fewer “why did we think this was a good idea?” moments.

The Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division is here to make sure your day on the water ends with sunset photos, not incident reports. Because “I watched a guy do this once” is not boating training, and no one wants their name attached to a story that starts with “So there we were…”

They’ve got the life jackets, the expert advice, and the heroic patience required to keep your chill cruise from becoming a live-action tutorial called “Don’t Try This.”

🎥 Feature Presentation: Common Sense, Now Streaming
Highlights include wearing your life vest, keeping the pontoon upright, and earning admiration for making surprisingly good decisions.

This FREE Boating Safety Class can protect your summer, your ego, and your group chat legacy. Sign up before your next outing earns a nickname and a warning label.

Because the only thing that should be going overboard is your to-do list, not your friends.

MCSO Free Boater Safety
Date: February 24 and 25, 2026
Time: 5PM - 9PM
Location: Macomb County Sheriff’s Marine Division -- 33125 South River Road, Harrison Township, 48045
To register: https://michigan.storefront.kalkomey.com/em/events/10374

01/12/2026

One boat. One class. Fewer “well…that escalated quickly” moments.

The Macomb County Sheriff Marine Division is here to keep your boating adventures memorable for the right reasons. Because “I’ve been on a boat before” is not a safety plan, and nobody wants to be that story retold at every dock for the next five summers.

They bring the life jackets, real-world know-how, and saint-level patience needed to stop your relaxing cruise from becoming a highlight reel titled “This Is Why We Have Rules.”

🎬 Now Showing: Good Decisions on the Water
Plot twists include wearing your life vest, resisting the urge to test the pontoon’s turning radius, and impressing your friends with responsible behavior.

This FREE Boating Safety Class could save your weekend, your pride, and possibly your group chat reputation. Sign up now, before your next outing turns into a cautionary tale with a comment section.

Because the only thing that should be going overboard is your stress, not your passengers.

MCSO Free Boater Safety
Date: January 19-20, 2026
Time: 5PM - 9PM
Location: Macomb County Sheriff’s Marine Division -- 33125 South River Road, Harrison Township, 48045
To register: https://michigan.storefront.kalkomey.com/em/events/10235

12/09/2025

It may be December… but boating season is only five snowstorms away.

While your boat is currently frozen in a block of ice (right next to your motivation), now is the perfect time to get ready for warmer days. Join our Boater Safety Class and level up your skills before the sun comes back and blinds you into thinking you’re an expert.

Because nothing says “I’m prepared” like learning boating safety while wearing three layers of fleece and shoveling your driveway between chapters.

Sign up today — your future summer self will thank you. Your friends who don’t want to swim unexpectedly will thank you even more.

Ahoy, Macomb County friends, Snitch here to say,
It’s time to learn more about safe boating the fun way!
Join us at the boat house (Station 4) and don’t delay,
January 19th and 20th, 2026, 5PM to 9PM each day.

Life jackets, rules, and what to know,
Skills to keep your water adventures go with the flow.
Sign up now, don’t let this opportunity float away—
Snitch says safe boating is the best way to play!

MCSO Free Boater Safety
Date: January 19-20, 2026
Time: 5PM - 9PM
Location: Macomb County Sheriff’s Marine Division -- 33125 South River Road, Harrison Township, 48045
To register: https://michigan.storefront.kalkomey.com/dashboard/em/assigned_events/10235