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03/02/2013

My girlfriend likes tickling me while i'm on the pot, you know for sh*ts and giggles

01/08/2013

In my old neighborhood, you couldn't even get on a bus without some freak pulling his dick out right in the seat. I was pretty appalled, 'cuz when you're responsible for that many lives, you should keep both hands on the wheel.

12/13/2012

If you're looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid.

09/27/2012

Ma********ng while looking in a mirror isn't wrong.......Unless it's a rear view mirror...and you're driving a school bus.

09/21/2012

i named my p***s "The Pliiar of Justice," because sometimes justice comes swiftly. But there is an appeal process so you can take your case back to trial in about 15-20 minutes

09/08/2012

They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. i hope it's Michael - he's super cute.

09/07/2012

i got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time i buy cheap 1-ply toilet paper.

08/26/2012

Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A: Women

08/23/2012

not everybody gets a ha***ob from their barber, but then again, not everybody cuts their own hair.

08/21/2012

Trying to jack off with slow Internet is like being in the doctor's office too early for an appointment: you keep contemplating whether to just grab a magazine.

08/11/2012

I was raised Catholic but I'm trying to become a Lutheran so I can get on board to try and kill Superman.

08/08/2012

My doctor told me I am a pathological liar. So I committed su***de yesterday.

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