06/17/2026
Burger Principal Greg Lane and his twin brother, Paul, often wondered what would happen if they both showed up to school one day. Having recently announced his retirement, Greg Lane decided the twilight of his career was the perfect time to answer that question.
“This year, we have an astonishing number of twins at Burger Junior High School,” the longtime principal (on the left in the first photo) says. “My twin brother and I have often joked about how fun it would be for him to come to school dressed like me and pretend to be principal for a day.”
Two weeks ago, that fanciful idea became a long-awaited reality. Mr. Lane – um, Paul Lane – visited and met students in the cafeteria at lunch. While the brothers’ faces have changed over the years, they still sound alike, move alike, and share mannerisms. “We had a lot of fun confusing students and staff,” Greg Lane explains.
It was a wonderful visit for the pretend principal, too. ”Knowing how much the school and its students have meant to my brother made the experience even more meaningful,” Paul Lane says. “It was special to see him in his element and witness the relationships he has built with them. As someone who does not work in education, it was refreshing to see their enthusiasm, energy, and positive spirit. The visit reminded me that there are a lot of great young people out there.”
Fortunately, most students eventually figured out who the real Mr. Lane was and they enjoyed the experience as much as the adults. To commemorate the once-in-a-lifetime occasion, the Lanes made sure to gather as many Burger twins as they could for a group photo. Not every twin was available, but it was a wonderful opportunity to recognize this unique group of students.
“Being a twin has always been a blessing in my life,” Greg Lane says, noting that the siblings both live in the same small village. “I really don't know any different, but I've always enjoyed having someone with whom I share such a unique connection. It was a lot of fun to celebrate that same bond with so many of our students.”