Glover Park

Glover Park The most beautiful park in The Area! Owned and operated by DayTech - Trojan Branch. Open from sunris

11/12/2024

The giant flesh wall is once again surrounding the park! We will all be safe and warm.

12/05/2019

The disintegration chambers are nearly complete! Husband has ketchup on his Carhartt bib? Is he grumbling a lot? No problem! Just take him into the disintegration chambers and we'll take it from there! There's plenty of stock, vaguely homophobic-looking men with goatees in St. Croix County, and if you can't find a spare Carhartt bib, then you ain't from Wisconsin!

11/07/2019

Construction on the tuning building and disintegration chambers at the center of the park is nearing completion! Studies of the control lattice will continue as normal until then.

06/14/2019

Congratulations to Ball! It is good to see the giant flesh wall enveloping the park again.

09/03/2018

The hum is back, and the changes in the trees are becoming impossible to ignore. Even if you could ignore the changes, you wouldn't be able to ignore the howling groan. We still haven't figured out why it seems to originate from some skyward location. Peace of mind feels like a hilariously precious resource, as if all of us were fighting over a single gold coin: Yes, the metal is precious. But it's not like it's something that any of us really need.

06/20/2018

The park bathrooms will be renovated soon! The walls will be rebuilt using the finest cork and gutwax slurry available to us. After the first rot spell ends, and the ooze on the floor has congealed into a hardened shellac-type substance, it'll be smooth sailing for everyone!

Cheers to quercus suber—the humble cork oak—and cheers to bathrooms!

05/18/2018

Great job today, sportsdoers! The sports team won! Go St. Brungus Township!

12/10/2017

Do not enter the pavilion at the center of the park. We're still waiting for the emergence of our expedition team AND the extraction team we sent in to find them.

10/22/2017

Has anyone been to the park today? Did anyone else notice how strong the scent of ozone was? I swear i could feel my hair standing up. I couldn't figure out where that crackling noise was coming from, either.

Ok, we need to talk about diode functionality and its effect on the containment field.See this image? Lieutenant ███████...
10/18/2017

Ok, we need to talk about diode functionality and its effect on the containment field.

See this image? Lieutenant ████████ took this outside the watch post ███ meters from Site 7. The amount of energy used to power the Glover containment field is absurd. Do you know how much would be needed just to extend it to the watch post?

What i'm trying to say is that this shouldn't be possible. There's only one diode in the damn state. The only explanation is that some sort of runaway energy cascade or chain reaction of some sort was catalyzed by the diode at Site 7. We've tried to contact ████████████ at the main facility, but they're treating us like D-class.

I honestly don't know how to proceed, and am open to all suggestions. I can't be the only one thinking this is looking like another ████ ██████. We can't afford that.

Nobody can.

-Commander ██████ ████████

10/18/2017

Ugh, less than a month after we get the diode installed, we're having problems. Please avoid the park pavilion, as it is cognitohazardous in its current state.

Address

428 N Glover Road
Hudson, WI
54016

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 12:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 12:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 12:30pm
Thursday 9am - 12:30pm

Telephone

+17154252665

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