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The North Huntingdon Police Department is commended for acquiring a new electric dirt bike capable of reaching speeds of...
05/21/2026

The North Huntingdon Police Department is commended for acquiring a new electric dirt bike capable of reaching speeds of 120mph in pursuit mode, enhancing their ability to respond to situations within the township. The new vehicle will aid in proactive policing. Unfortunately, a sidecar option is not currently available for these bikes, necessitating alternative arrangements for transporting individuals who are apprehended. The department's professionalism is evident in their equipment upgrades. North Huntingdon Police Department

03/21/2026

Unfortunately street sweeper 420 has broke down. If anyone finds and unattended needles 💉 please dispose of them in the nearby creek.

Our parks division is now hiring. What we offer.✅ A cool Huffy✅ 7.25$ an hour What you’ll be doing. 1. Stop people from ...
03/16/2026

Our parks division is now hiring.
What we offer.
✅ A cool Huffy
✅ 7.25$ an hour

What you’ll be doing.

1. Stop people from smoking ci******es 🚭
2. Hand cuff grandma for feeding the geese
3. Taze an innocent man for driving 17MPH in a 15MPH zone.
4.Make sure there isn’t p**p on the bathroom floors. If there is clean it up.
(Sorry we don’t provide gloves)

Letters of interest can’t be submitted to [email protected]


Truck 69 is down for some repairs huge shout out to Riverview Chevrolet  for letting us borrow this bad boy for the upco...
01/24/2026

Truck 69 is down for some repairs huge shout out to Riverview Chevrolet for letting us borrow this bad boy for the upcoming storm.

You may also use our dumpster at 12319 US-30, North Huntingdon, PA 15642.
01/20/2026

You may also use our dumpster at 12319 US-30, North Huntingdon, PA 15642.

We would like to remind the community that the dumpsters at each North Huntingdon Township Fire Department is not for public use, therefore please utilize the recycling dumpsters located at Tinkers Run Park.

Everyone welcome the newest addition to the fleet. Sweaper 420.Sweaper 420 is a Johnston 4000 this baby has a whopping 2...
01/12/2026

Everyone welcome the newest addition to the fleet. Sweaper 420.
Sweaper 420 is a Johnston 4000 this baby has a whopping 25 horse power. Unfortunately The original Sweaper 420 got clogged with heroine needles and m**h pipes in the North Huntingdon Police Department’s parking lot and blew up so we had to unfortunately buy a used one from
The City Of McKeesport.

01/12/2026

Unfortunately the driver for Truck 69 was caught smoking the re**er and was fired so we wont be able to treat the pot hole filled roads tonight.
Goodluck and godbless.

01/01/2026

Happy new year.
Don’t crash on your way home. We haven’t done s**t yet. It be cold out there and truck 69 doesn’t like to start in the cold.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are delighted to present Truck 69, our latest acquisition. In light of budgetary constraints, c...
12/23/2025

Ladies and gentlemen, we are delighted to present Truck 69, our latest acquisition. In light of budgetary constraints, certain adjustments were made, but this truck still meets our operational needs.

Nice April fools joke guys. I’m definitely real. 🙄
12/23/2025

Nice April fools joke guys.
I’m definitely real. 🙄

12/22/2025

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11279 Center Highway; North Huntingdon
Irwin, PA
15642

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