03/28/2025
What is the deal with spring snowstorms?
I mean, we’ve made it through the dark, cold, miserable winter! We’ve paid our dues! We’ve scraped the windshields, we’ve shoveled the driveways, we’ve worn so many layers we looked like human burritos! And now, just when we’re ready to step outside in something other than a parka—BOOM! Winter’s back, like an ex who just won’t take the hint.
So here’s the forecast, folks: We’ve got a Winter Weather Advisory from 7 PM Saturday to 7 PM Sunday. That means 2 to 4 inches of snow, plus ice accumulations around a tenth of an inch—just enough to turn every sidewalk into an involuntary figure skating competition.
You wanted tulips? You wanted sunshine? Well, tough luck! The weather is saying, “How about a little more windshield scraping instead?”
Stay safe, stay warm, and whatever you do—don’t put the snow scraper away yet. You know that’s just asking for trouble!
