06/09/2026
THE CASE OF THE GREAT JERKY HEIST
On Sunday night, Issaquah officers responded to a report of a robbery in progress at a gas station on NW Gilman Boulevard.
Fortunately, it turned out to be much less serious than initially reported. There were no weapons, no force, and no injuries. The only thing taken was about $14 worth of beef jerky.
According to the investigation, an intoxicated woman entered the store and purchased a small bottle of alcohol. She then allegedly tried to leave with a pair of gloves without paying. After an employee stopped her and recovered the gloves, she apparently decided she wasn't leaving empty-handed.
Instead, she grabbed several packages of beef jerky from the checkout area and walked out of the store without paying.
The suspect left on foot. And by "on foot," I mean barefoot.
Officers were given a description and, a short time later, located a barefoot woman matching that description walking through Confluence Park.
She was cited for 3rd Degree Theft, issued a trespass notice from the business, and transported to the hospital due to her extreme level of intoxication.
We'd like to thank the store employee for staying calm, providing clear information to dispatchers and officers, and helping bring the incident to a quick and safe resolution.
No injuries. No weapons. No dramatic pursuit. Just a late-night beef jerky adventure.