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11/07/2023

France to return $150 million Abacha loot, Presidency.

The man who helped Abacha to loot a lot of this money, Atiku Bagudu is alive.

Guess where he is?
He is the current minister of budget and economic planning in Tinubu’s cabinet

Me : Nigerians 🇳🇬, who bewitched us?

11/05/2023

😂😂😂😂😂😂

10/31/2023

Richman poking go think say na agricultural experiment

10/31/2023

What is the album that you can play without skipping a song

01/02/2023

You can get all latest news about politics, entertainment, gist finance and many morr

12/31/2022

1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp 😂🙆‍♂️

2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys"
My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
putting on ur own?
Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
Or is your colour your own?
Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
don't look back😂

3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly
people on my list before 2022...
I almost deleted myself😂😂

4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
your cane before we get home
Am I mād?😂

5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
autograph for me, I woke up immediately
put on my Italian suit and went back to
sleep
How can I dream this dream with ordinary
singlet and boxers.😂😂

6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied
with two rubber band, please send me ur
number so that I can direct u where u can
see the rubber bands😋😂

7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala 🤔
I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home🏃‍♂️😂

8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
and she respond by sayings "listen young
man "
Just know she has a sugar daddy😂

9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this
morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh..
I hope nothing happened to the truck.😂

10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?....
First,it Separates a fīght quickly
Secondly,it wins every Ārgument.
😂

11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
neighbor is a wïtch.😂

12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere😂😂

13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight🥱😂😂

12/30/2022

OYA..laugh😂😂

1. I wonder how people could be this funny...😂Imagine two guys were f!ghting and I tried to make things right between them. But when I hear the cause of the f!ght I couldn't help it... How will you b0rrow your friend's cl0th and then sl!m fit it😂😂🚶

2. It's very ann0ying when you sleep and you entered Canada in your dream only to wake up and start hearing... Ekāaro o Ol0gi d£ oooo....😂😂😂

3. A group of slim girls in the swimming pool will be looking like boiled spaghetti..... Lemme come and be going biko😂

4. If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know the husband rān awāy!🏃🏃😂 Wisdom will not k!ll me 😹😹

5. They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drānk 4 bottles of b££r 🍺 I saw the walls moving themselves 😂 These scientists are bl00dy l!ārs.....😂😂😂

Diala Emmanuel ✍️

6. Those rich girls that snātch peoples boyfriends, haven't you seen me yet or you have app0ll0😏 Emi fine boy ☺😯

7. imagine someone sl!mf!tting some0ne's pānt😹🚶Ladies sha🙄😂

8. Ladies if you are sweeping your boyfriend's room and you come across a paper that says OVER 2.5 or 1X... keep it well ooo... cos it might be your bride price.😂😂🏃

9. Uncle because your crush now lives in your area... You are now wearing Suit to fetch water... Bros behave nau😂😂

10. Meanwhile some ladies be like... I need a man that will open the door for me and show me where to sit... A man that can stand by my side and handles a lot of cash! Come to think of it, aren't all this qualities of a bus conductor? 😆😆

11. May all the phones of those who Enjoyed my post without reacting LOVE or dropping a comment get st0l£n or better still fāll in a bas!n of water..Amen😁😂

Cutie 🥰, please add or follow this profiles for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Diala Emmanuel

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏

12/30/2022

1. I never knew the power of warri wêed ....until my guy sent me a text.........."Goodnight bro age with grace 😂🏃

2. Do you know there is difference between *støp it* and *støp joor*........ should I explain or I should mind my business 🏃🏃

3. Dear mosquitoes........I know that ur mission is to sūck bl00d........but is the singing necessary 🤷🤷

4. The Keke I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trailer.......the trailer bl0ck him........the next thing..........the Keke man started warning the trailer driver.......I will j@m you oo........that was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination....... you want to j@m wetin......I no wan d!e😂🏃

©️Diala Emmanuel ✍️

5. Dat moment when ur dad scolds you on WhatsApp for being careless and threatens not to pay ur fees......and you wanted to write "sorry" then auto correct spelling... changed it to "story" my brother Jesus said "it is finished"🙆😂🏃

6. My ex said she wants us to be together again........can someone help in spelling mufon .....as in I have mufon😂😂

7. Nothing person no go see for Nigeria......dat is how I saw 80 years old woman praying...."oh Lord I shall not d!e prëm@turely"😂😂

8. I can't stop laughing after hearing a girl telling her boyfriend that even WhatsApp status visit last longer than you😂

9. I spent time composing this 😁

Please 🥺🙏 add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Diala Emmanuel

12/29/2022

1. "I started as a thiēf, now I have my own police station..."
😒Motivational speakers well done o🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

2.Emmanuel:God is with us
Emmanuella:God is with us Wella 🤟🤟🤟🤟

3. When the relationship👩‍❤️‍👨 ends....the competition of who can pretend to be happier on social media begins😂😂

4. welcome to Nigeria
*
Where "how is your sister"
Means something else😐🤲

5. If they forget about you😒, Forget about them too🙄
*
You didn't come to this life to be anyone's memory card 😒🧘🏽‍♂️

6. IF new born babies knew the number of men that sucked the same breast b4 them
🤱🤱
They'll prefer drinking garri
🤣🤣

7. can we talk on WhatsApp?"
What are we doing on Facebook?
Singing?🤔

8. If person toast you, your own na to answer whether Yes or No. No dey ask "what about your girlfriend".. abi you wan poison her?! 🙄

9. Waist bead na for slim girls 🙃
*
Fat girls should use tires 😂😂

10. U tell other people to make themselves comfortable buh bcus I no get money u tell me say make I find place sit down 😔

11. The problem with some people is that they will read your jokes and refuse to react haha. Diaris God oooooo 😪😪😪

Cutie 🥰, please add or follow this profile for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Diala Emmanuel

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏

12/28/2022

Waiting lizards see in uncompleted buildings his mouth no go fet talk am 😏😏

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