10/31/2025
😂👮♂️🎃 Mackinaw Police Department Safety Alert! 🚨🍬
It's that time of year again...Halloween! We're excited to see all the adorable (and slightly questionable) costumes out there tonight.
Just a few friendly reminders to keep the only thing truly scary about tonight the number of fun-size candy bars you eat:
Heads up, drivers! If you see a tiny ghost or a superhero with questionable depth perception darting across the street, please slow down! They're fueled by sugar and ambition, not traffic laws.
Costumes: Make sure your little monster can actually see out of their mask. Tripping over a curb because you're dressed as an overly-accurate Minion isn't cool. (Also, reflective tape is a good look, even if it clashes with your werewolf aesthetic).
The Candy Tax: Parents, we know the struggle is real. Taking a "small sample" for quality assurance is fine. Eating the entire contents of a pillowcase and then blaming the dog is not. (We've seen the evidence.)
Have a safe, fun, and spooktacular night, Mackinaw! We'll be out patrolling, fueled by coffee and the sheer terror of finding a rogue plastic spider.
Happy Halloween! 👻🚔
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