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Are you a narcissist who's always dreamed of getting paid for your power trips?Do you get your rocks off abusing the civ...
05/08/2026

Are you a narcissist who's always dreamed of getting paid for your power trips?
Do you get your rocks off abusing the civil liberties of your fellow citizens?
Do you like living off the taxpayers, while bleeding your neighbors dry with traffic tickets for minor offenses?

Then you might be a great fit for Manchester Police Department!

Note, we no longer require you to be racist or hateful towards minorities, but it IS a bonus !

05/08/2026

Listen here, you don't have to like it, you just have to comply!
Everyone wants to cry "PoLiCe BrUtAlItY!" But nobody wants to commend Officer Ketcham for doing his best to become a pokemon Master by catching them all!

Besides, this was pretty tame compared to what some of you deserve. Maybe next time you'll think twice, and instead of recording, go lend a hand!

You can always support our efforts to promote hypocrisy and abuse by buying us a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/mpdfans

Guy wouldn't take no for an answer when the dispatchers told him he couldn't report the IRS for theft.
08/13/2025

Guy wouldn't take no for an answer when the dispatchers told him he couldn't report the IRS for theft.

You people are never happy. It takes a minimum of 10 parking tickets to Narcan each ju**ie on the sidewalk. This officer...
08/10/2025

You people are never happy. It takes a minimum of 10 parking tickets to Narcan each ju**ie on the sidewalk. This officer deserves a medal for prompt triage of priorities.

We're happy to celebrate PRIDE with our LGBT Community this June! We here at MPD have always been proud members of the c...
06/02/2025

We're happy to celebrate PRIDE with our LGBT Community this June!
We here at MPD have always been proud members of the community, because The B stands for Bottoms, and ACAB means All Cops Are Bottoms!

04/30/2025

Damn straight this is hero stuff. This officer deserves a medal for expedient action!

Miranda thinks she's special.Girl, you have no idea the trauma imposed by answering your needy calls all day. Buy me a c...
04/09/2025

Miranda thinks she's special.
Girl, you have no idea the trauma imposed by answering your needy calls all day.

Buy me a coffee!
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mpdfans ;)

Omg Bryce, mind your business already! Stop snitching and let us do our God damned job! Or you're next! Buy me a coffee ...
04/09/2025

Omg Bryce, mind your business already!
Stop snitching and let us do our God damned job! Or you're next!

Buy me a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/mpdfans ;)

04/09/2025

Next month, on May 7th, you can come meet the hardest working member of The Manchester PD, our comfort dog Patch!

That's right, dealing with you folks is a tough job, and our officers need the comfort of Patch at the end of a shift to offload some of that trauma burden, especially the ones who don't have wives to take from them.

We're over on Valley Street, come on down!

you can support us at https://buymeacoffee.com/mpdfans ! ;)

I swear we can't make anyone happy anymore. Listen, good people don't have tattoos, it's as simple as that. Anyways, El ...
04/08/2025

I swear we can't make anyone happy anymore.

Listen, good people don't have tattoos, it's as simple as that. Anyways, El Salvador is a tropical paradise, they're lucky they get a free trip!
And everyone knows seniors are dangerous, what if he hit someone with his voting record!

https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mpdfans ;)

04/08/2025

This is a great way to make sure you're staying out of the way when we're trying to set someone else up

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