Milton Airplane

01/21/2026

I have this new idea for an airplane, but I don’t think it’s gonna fly.

04/03/2025

Don’t be a plane in the butt.

03/28/2025

You’re plane awesome!

10/26/2023

What if a dog flew the first airplane? It just wouldn’t be Wright.

07/23/2023

06/19/2023

What is it called when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? A plane in the neck

05/13/2023

I was sent to my room for having bad altitude

05/07/2023

I failed my aviation exam yesterday, but I was just winging it.

04/26/2023

Guess I will just hang out here?

04/13/2023

I’m a bit upset. From 1985 until 2014, Farley’s wiener stand was in my yard. I could smell it in the air when they prepared food for whoever stopped by. I’d look down and see food and drinks on trays that were hanging from their vehicle windows. One day in 2014, Farley took his hot dog maker and went home. In 2017, Shaffer’s moved in and I could smell it even more. Here’s the thing. All these years, not once has either owner actually walked up and introduced themselves to me, ya know, I’m so and so “wiener making guy” in the little building over here. No one has ever offered me a hot dog or a root beer, nothing. I just don’t understand? Pink Elephant said its Farley’s brought it stuff across the street all the time?

04/09/2023

Huge thank you to The City of Milton for allowing me to take off on Main Street Saturday as I flew to Ona for Test N’ Tune #1 at Ona Speedway.