Minneapolis Police Department Murder Unit

05/31/2020

I'm calling all low-life criminals and idiots to join our Minneapolis Police Department Murder Unit -- Choking is our specialty!

05/30/2020

I, Derek Chauvin and my other idiotic friend Tou Thao couldn't comprehend what you guys where saying at that time. Our IQ Level is only 1 and all we know is how to choke people and stand in line

The murderous cop Derek Chauvin's address for y'all to go visit or send a love letter (wonder if his Asian / Hmong wife Kellie will now divorce him): Derek C...

05/30/2020

I worked in the same club as George and was jealous of his accomplishments. This is why I choked him to death!

It is being revealed today that George Floyd and the officer who knelt on his neck until he died used to work at the same Minneapolis nightclub. Police surro...

05/30/2020

I don't deserve to be out on bail. I deserve to get choked to death! - Derek

Bail for ex-Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin has been set at $500,000, according to the criminal complaint filed in the 4th Judicial District Court of Minnesota.

05/30/2020

Now that I am in custody, I would prefer not to be tried by a court of law but to be choked to death in the same way that I choke people to death - Derek

05/30/2020

These are the faces of my fellow cop murders. Some of them have been members of the Murder Unit for decades -- Derek

05/30/2020

The only way to save half of our assets and property is to have my wife pretend to divorce me. This is a legal technique that I have learned from choking people to death -- Derek Chauvin

05/30/2020

I Derek Chauvin am really loving what I'm doing. I find pleasure in doing this just for the fun of it. This is the highlight of my job as a police officer in the murder department.

05/30/2020

Our department loves to choke people to death. This is because we are unsympathetic sociopaths who just love to show our power. For those who have no brains please join our department and enroll in the Murder Unit