The Tetonka Fortress

The Tetonka Fortress West Wing of Tetonka Fortress © Christopher Tardy and Dr. Raymond Kosma. The West Wing of Tetonka has officially seceded!

The West Wing of Tetonka Fortress is a section of the house that consists of two combined bedrooms upstairs, currently occupied by Mr. Visitors to the West Wing are astounded by the Great Tapestry Wall of the West Wing of Tetonka Fortress © upon entering this section of the house. At the Great Wall, visitors have the option of two dark tunnels to walk through, with each one leading them to a diffe

rent destination. The destinations of both tunnels and the inventory held within these destinations must remain secret for future political reasons. The Members of the West Wing of Tetonka Fortress Cabinet decided during the historic time period of May-June 2011 that it was time to secede from the rest of the Tetonka Fortress, and to eventually take back authoritative control of the plot of land on Curtiss Street.

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11/06/2023

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09/06/2017

Somehow, someway...the Fortress still stands.

06/18/2013

Official update: We know many of you have been curious, but we would like to take this moment to confirm that the Jesus statue still stands in the backyard of the Tetonka Fortress.

10/17/2011

The West Wing of Tetonka Fortress will be closed down shortly, but our ideas will live on forever.

08/15/2011

We know so many of you are wondering what the West Wing has been up too in recent times; we are continuing our campaign of psychological warfare upon the rest of Tetonka Fortress and have successfully installed our very first air conditioning unit and miniature fridge. The future is now.

~West Wing~

08/15/2011

The West Wing would like to officially recognize Fortress Fest as a success. Thank you to everybody who came out.

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42 Curtiss Street
Naugatuck, CT
06770

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