05/30/2026
Listen.
We have been fortunate enough to be blessed by the algorithms when it comes to our social media following. What started as a small group has grown to well over 16,500 followers. We now reach people not only across Massachusetts, but throughout the country.
What people seem to enjoy most about this page is our snarky humor, our David Rose memes, and of course our infinite wisdom when things are happening here in the Town of Needham.
With that said, let’s be clear.
If there were ever a serious situation, we would immediately inform our residents. We wouldn’t have an incident occur in town and then casually follow it up with a David Rose meme. That’s just not how we operate. You have seen how we handle serious situations first hand.
Within 1-2 min, we were aware that the loud noise many of you heard wasn’t isolated to Needham, it was felt across much of Massachusetts. It wasn’t life threatening.
We also want to touch on something important. When incidents like this happen, our phone lines can quickly become inundated with calls from people understandably curious about what they heard. While we completely understand the concern, it’s important to remember that those same phone lines are how we receive emergency calls, house fires, cardiac arrests, serious domestic violence situations, and individuals in crisis.
Our lines simply CANNOT be tied up by calls asking what the noise was or when more information will be available.
If there is an immediate threat or something the public needs to know, we will communicate that quickly and clearly through our social media channels. We also have the ability to utilize the Town of Needham’s emergency notification system, including reverse 911, when necessary.
We understand and appreciate that people enjoy the lighthearted nature of this page.
Quite frankly, a lot of people need that right now. Between the cost of groceries, gas prices, bills, and everything else going on in the world, stress levels are high. We hear it directly from HUNDREDS of you who message us to say that these posts give you a moment to breathe and laugh.
That’s something we’re proud of, and it’s something we’re going to continue doing.