04/20/2026
Breaking News from Harding Police Headquarters
Earlier this week, officers responded to an extremely important call for service at Christ the King Church… the safe arrival of 10 new recruits. That’s right—our very own patch ambassadors have officially expanded the flock.
These ten tiny goslings have already begun their field training. Current assignments include: waddling in formation, peeping at suspicious activity, and soon to be stopping traffic simply by being adorable.
While they have not yet completed the academy (and HR has concerns about uniform compliance), their presence has already boosted community morale to an all-time high.
Residents are reminded to drive carefully in the area of Christ the King Church, as these new officers take their first patrols of Blue Mill Road in a couple weeks.
Welcome to the team, little ones.
