09/01/2026
Too soon?
In three more weeks, it will officially be fall—or autumn, if you prefer. One month from today will be National Pumpkin Spice Day. The leaves will be changing, temperatures are cooling, Halloween is creeping closer (yes, we said the H word on the first of September), fireplaces will soon be crackling, and millions of otherwise reasonable adults are once again paying extra to have nearly everything in their lives smell or taste like pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin spice lattes. Pumpkin spice candles. Pumpkin spice cookies. Pumpkin spice cereal. Pumpkin spice body wash. At this point, we're probably only a few years away from pumpkin spice motor oil.
And that can only mean one thing: It's time for one of our favorite fall traditions.
Each year, as fall arrives, we like to make sure we're offering our clientele the finest seasonal accommodations possible while in transport. After all, just because you're riding with us doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy a few luxurious amenities along the way.
Our patrol vehicles already offer an impressive array of premium features:
Private chauffeured transportation — Your driver is a trained professional, and tipping is neither required nor accepted.
Exclusive rear seating — Durable, easy-to-clean molded seating carefully engineered without all that unnecessary cushioning found in lesser luxury vehicles.
Generous legroom — Generous being a relative term.
Climate control — Your chauffeur may even adjust the temperature upon request.
Privacy partition — Because every premium passenger deserves a little separation from the hired staff.
Childproof rear doors — No need to trouble yourself with opening the door when you arrive. Your chauffeur will personally assist you.
Tinted windows — Perfect for the discerning traveler who would rather not be recognized by friends, neighbors, coworkers or their mother.
Complimentary safety restraints — Professionally fitted before departure at no additional charge.
• No complicated navigation decisions — Sit back and relax. Your destination has already been selected for you.
But each fall, we feel our passengers deserve just a little something extra.
So, in keeping with tradition, we bring in the season by outfitting our patrol vehicles with Pumpkin Spice air fresheners.
Picture this: You climb into the back seat after what may not have been your finest decision of the evening. Your personal uniformed chauffeur closes the door. You settle into the contoured, virtually stain-proof accommodations and begin quietly reviewing the chain of events that brought you to this particular transportation arrangement.
And then... you notice it.
Pumpkin spice! That delicate redolence of a little dangling scented faux tree fills the passenger compartment, transporting you emotionally, if not legally, away from the molded plastic seat and security partition to happier memories of colorful leaves, cozy sweaters, warm scarves, pumpkin patches and crackling fires. It's practically aromatherapy.
We can't promise the scent will make the trip shorter, change your destination, improve the comfort of your complimentary restraints, or convince your driver to make an unscheduled stop at one of the local coffee establishments.
But at least the car will smell festive. And who knows? Maybe someday we can convince the jail staff to embrace the full autumn hospitality experience. A freshly baked pumpkin spice cookie upon arrival? A warm pumpkin spice latte during booking? Perhaps a tiny cinnamon stick artfully arranged beside the fingerprint scanner? A complimentary robe and slippers?
Okay. Probably not. It’s just our little way of welcoming fall and adding some seasonal cheer to the ride.
Happy fall, everyone! Enjoy the changing leaves, cooler days, cozy evenings, and all the pumpkin spice you can handle. And wherever autumn takes you, travel safely. We hope to see you out enjoying the season with family and friends rather than doing crimey stuff resulting in a ride with us.