08/20/2026
"🚨 EMERGENCY GOLF BULLETIN: Tomorrow is Friday and your calendar looks suspiciously open. 🚨"
"If you need a better excuse to skip work tomorrow, here are a few pre-approved options: 1) Food poisoning from that sketchy lunch at McDonald's, 2) Sudden-onset 'golf fever' (highly contagious), or 3) Doing your civic duty to support the Northfield Fire Department. We tee off tomorrow, Friday, August 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM, at Crestbrook Park Golf Course! We have a few last-minute player spots left open, and we are throwing in lunch before you play, a full dinner afterward, and a massive raffle with prizes you actually want to win! And don't forget the incredible Putting Green Challenge!!!! Grab your clubs, practice your cough, pack your worst slices, skip work, and help us support a great cause! Who wants to work on a gorgeous Friday anyway!!!!