05/20/2026
Guilford County said: “Y’all had your fun… that’s enough.” 🔥🚫
As of today, Guilford County is back under a burn ban. That means:
❌ No burn piles
❌ No backyard “it’s just a little fire” fires
❌ No “but I’m watching it, I promise” fires
Basically, if it involves flames and a questionable decision… it’s a no.
We know, we know… you were just about to burn that pile that’s been sitting there since 2017. Timing is tough like that.
All jokes aside — it’s dry, it’s windy, and fire spreads faster than rumors at the firehouse kitchen table. Let’s not turn a small pile into a big problem (or give us extra paperwork).
Hold off on the burning, keep it safe, and we’ll let you know when it’s back on the menu. 👨🚒🔥