NSA Public Relations

09/14/2021

Absolutely DO NOT "Like" THIS PAGE or look into Ranked Choice Voting or Instant Runoff Elections.
We at the NSA prefer elections to be "more predictable".
Thank you for keeping the status quo.

Transforming politics through better elections with ranked choice voting.

07/27/2020

Stop it with the masks. We can't tell who you are.

12/04/2018

ALERT: YOUR DICK PICS ARE SAFE
We take unauthorized espionage on citizens very seriously. We are committed to only observing, storing, and documenting content from threats to American interests. The NSA does not consider pictures of citizens' genitalia to be National Security threats, in most cases.

12/07/2016

A number of concerned citizens have notified us about this. Thank you.
"We're Listening"

The first publicly known phone call between a U.S. president-elect and a leader of Taiwan since 1979 took place on Friday when Donald Trump accepted a ...

06/24/2016

Yes, **thank you** Mark.

Thank you Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook team for helping connect our world and connect us closer to each other. -JK

09/28/2015

We love fan photos! This one is correct.
We hear you.
We're listening.
You're safe to go about your business.
You're welcome.

07/02/2015

HA! In your face, Americ--..I mean...
"All the better to keep you safe! God Bless!"

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/07/01/us/politics/fisa-surveillance-court-rules-nsa-can-resume-bulk-data-collection.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0&referrer=

The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court ruled that the National Security Agency may temporarily resume collecting records of Americans’ domestic phone calls in bulk.

05/07/2015

*waves hand*
"These are not the droids you are looking for..."
"You can go about your business..."

"...move along..."

The United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit ruled on Thursday that the bulk collection of data by the NSA was illegal under federal law. Critics of the program had hoped the court would address the constitutionality of the program, but with its ruling, the court took a much simpler tack. The decision…

05/07/2015

Baloney. Just trust us. We know what we're doing.

An important rant about the National Security Agency, wrapped with a plea: to find alternative solutions to using American companies for the world's information needs.

04/21/2015

NSA still offering all-expenses-paid unlimited vacations in over 20 nations!
Sign up for yours today!!

04/13/2015

Attention! Message to protesters:

03/30/2015

Be smart! Be safe!