Zaphod Beeblebrox for Oneida Mayor

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09/04/2019

We at the Beeblebrox Campaign are staunch supporters of the 2nd Amendment. It is your constitutional right to own a firearm. However, we do not support the mentally unstable or criminals having ownership. Once elected, Zaphod would instruct the OPD to start cracking down on criminal ownership of fi****ms. Any weapons recovered this way would be auctioned off and funds seized from illegal trafficking would immediately be entered into a general fund for use with the schools, infrastructure, elder programs, etc. It's time to reinvest in our community, and if you we can make it happen together.

08/28/2019

We here at the Beeblebrox Campaign are deeply saddened to see continued refusal of aid by the Brazilian government. For perspective, if the Amazon fires were happening in America it would encompass the entire eastern seaboard. Please consider donating to the Earth Alliance, an organization that has already pledged $5,000,000.00 towards containing the fires. Just because it isn't your backyard, that doesn't mean it's not someone else's.

08/19/2019

You know, I've gotten tickets all over the universe and the one constant everyone seems to hate are tickets imposing arbitrary fines for victimless crimes. It's plain and simple Revenue Generation 101, and under my administration it WILL stop. We can generate plenty of revenue through an increase to commercial property taxes for businesses that generate over $1M in annual profits. Oneida is in its dying throes, and we need to do all we can to rebuild and strengthen our community. Fining our citizens into oblivion isn't the way.

08/11/2019

We here at the Beeblebrox campaign DO NOT support the sale of your municipal water supply to a private agency. Zaphod has long believed in clean water, it makes the best ice. If you support a clean local solution to Oneida's water woes, then remember to

Once I am elected Mayor of Oneida, I will legalise Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters for all citizens ages 21+. Remember to ...
08/08/2019

Once I am elected Mayor of Oneida, I will legalise Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters for all citizens ages 21+. Remember to

08/06/2019

We here at the Beeblebrox campaign grieve with those in Dayton & El Paso.

This is the most recent poll-data we have been able to collect. However, our campaign is overjoyed by how well we are do...
08/02/2019

This is the most recent poll-data we have been able to collect. However, our campaign is overjoyed by how well we are doing, and we only expect to go up from here. For too long have the great citizens of Oneida been held over a metaphorical barrel by their elected officials. We aim to fix that issue and make the local government work FOR THE PEOPLE! You have my word as a fellow upset citizen that we can and will make this happen. Thank you all for your support.

I had the pleasure of spending a beautiful evening at our local park. Of all the planets I've visited, Earth has some of...
08/02/2019

I had the pleasure of spending a beautiful evening at our local park. Of all the planets I've visited, Earth has some of the best scenery. Oneida is no exception, and, as Mayor, I will do everything within my power to keep it that way.

08/01/2019

As one of my top priorities as Mayor of Oneida, I will work to bring industry to our small town. I have a plethora of contacts all over the galaxy that I will call on to spur on industry returning. I will also push for an increase to minimum wage! Nobody should be working a full-time job and be making less than $15 Altairian dollars an hour! I will fight for the working class!

07/31/2019

Zarkin Frood! Facebook is already trying to limit my reach. Please do me a favor and react, share, or comment on this post if you see it. Thank you!

My opponents are saying that I'm out of touch with the voters, that I don't have a finger on the pulse of the town, that...
07/30/2019

My opponents are saying that I'm out of touch with the voters, that I don't have a finger on the pulse of the town, that I'm stiff and unlikable. Well, all I have to say is this: "I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."

07/30/2019

I have come to realize many of you aren't familiar with my work. Please let me detail my credentials here:

* I am the only man to ever survive the Total Perspective Vortex, so no worrying about my health.

* I am the inventor of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, so I know industry.

* I share three of the same mothers with Ford Prefect, a well-known researcher. I am 100% for transparent Journalism.

* I soundly defeated Humma Kavula to become President of the Galaxy, so I already have the experience needed to be successful for the Town of Oneida.

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590 Park Rd
Oneida, TN
37841

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