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At watering the homies we’re dedicated to the great wet water and making sure your loved ones aka your f**king homie is drinking water and to raise awareness to the importance of drinking water and we thank you for your support.

08/23/2026

It's watering the homies DND scenario.

You're in a room with a monster and between you and the monster is a table in the middle of the room. On the table is a cup of water. You must drink the water before the monster gets to you.

You must roll a dexterity/constitution check.

1-5 you trip and fall against the table knocking the water over getting attacked by the monster.

5-10 you get a sip of the water but the monster takes your arm holding the cup. Make a second roll to see if you can catch the cup with the other hand before it spills. (Must roll a 15 and above)

10-15 you get to the cup but the monster is almost to you so you have no time to drink the water. Make a second roll to flip the table over and hope for enough time to drink the water or take the chance right there and drink it( must roll a 15 or above)

15-20 you get to the cup before the monster can get to you and you drink the water, saving yourself and killing the monster at the same time. The monster's name is dehydration.

05/23/2026

Watering the Homies

05/22/2026

There is a critical need for blood donors to make appointments now — help us keep the blood supply strong!

When you come to give blood or platelets through May 31, you’ll snag a Red Cross beach towel — perfect for every sunny adventure — while they last. Make an appointment to give blood and let your donation makes waves: https://rdcrss.org/4fxdqAU

05/22/2026
05/22/2026

Drink a fu***ng bucket and say f**ket

02/09/2026

Fu***ng do it

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