The Israeli Consulate

The Israeli Consulate Welcome to the official page of The Israeli Consulate! Here you will find Israeli services brought to you by your favorite Israelis

Rules:
-Smolanim achutzah
-Shorts must be above your knees
-Must exhibit unnecessary road rage
-Excessive hair gel, skin tight clothes, heavy cologne
-No shoes, no shirt and you’ll get better service

إذا كنت تستطيع قراءة هذا ثم يجب أن تذهب من خلال نقطة تفتيش -
لدينا

Here you'll find:
-Short shorts veh matkot
-Nescafe
-Birthright recruitment
-Nargilah
-Bootleg Dead Sea products
-Shesh besh
-Go

ldstar
-Hummus
-Mall kiosk renewal services
-Aggressive moving services brought to you by Miko
- Israeli-American weddings…. Definitely not for papers
-Nitzan's Amazon Prime account
-Mizrachi karaoke
-Free catering from Kosher Grille brought to you by Brandon
-We cannot confirm nor deny that we have nuclear capabilities
-Hilarious flowchart design
-Arse haircuts brought to you by Ben
-Corny Jewish humor brought to you by Jonathon
-Ulpan featuring a thick accent brought to you by Nitzan
-Financial tips brought to you by Arik

05/07/2015

BREAKING NEWS: Ambassador Arik Neuwirth has purchased a new shirt. That is all.

04/01/2015

We would like to wish Consulate Member Arik Neuwirth a successful political mission today at the Grab-A-Date!!! We are very excited to hear about his experiences!!!

Check out Ambassador Goodman exercising his democratic right to vote! Let's hope he's still smiling (or not, right Brand...
03/18/2015

Check out Ambassador Goodman exercising his democratic right to vote! Let's hope he's still smiling (or not, right Brandon?) when the new government is established.

Our dear Consulate members,Our friend Netanel Yitzchak was involved in a motorcycle accident this past week and doctors ...
01/30/2015

Our dear Consulate members,

Our friend Netanel Yitzchak was involved in a motorcycle accident this past week and doctors are confident that he will never be able to walk again. We ask you all to please share his Go Fund Me page and most importantly donate to help Nati and his family during times nobody deserves. Every penny counts. Thank you all and Shabbat Shalom!

http://www.gofundme.com/natanel

My dear family and friends, On January 27th, Natanel Yitzchak lost control of his motorcycle and was told he might never be able to walk again. Nati was born and raised in Israel but came to the United States to work in Orlando and to spread his light in another part of the world. He is 22 year...

As part of our efforts to educate our followers and the community, the Israeli consulate of Orlando and Central Florida,...
01/20/2015

As part of our efforts to educate our followers and the community, the Israeli consulate of Orlando and Central Florida, is proud to present our first official program: The Israeli song of the week. Every week, bli neder (no guarantee) we will post one Israeli song along with an English translation to the lyrics and explanations if needed. This is not only a great opportunity for all of you to practice and strengthen your Hebrew, but also to become familiar with the 2nd best thing that is made in Israel (after hummus of course), Israeli music. Please like, share (B’ezrat H’share) and comment with your feedback, questions or requests.
The first song we presents to you is currently the biggest hit Israel, a song that caused Jonathon Ambar to lose his voice, a song that Ben’s mom uses as a ringtone every time he calls her, and a song that even made Arik move his head from side to side very slowly. Ladies and Gentlemen, Derech Hashalom by Peer Tasi is our song of the Week! With almost 9 million views on YouTube in less than 3 months, countless plays on the Israeli radio channels and tons of remixes, it was a pretty obvious choice. Derech Hashalom (The peace way) is a famous street in Tel Aviv, mainly because of the Azrieli towers (formerly the tallest buildings in Israel), and the adjacent train station carries the same name. The song has no deep meaning and it is purely a fun song. We recommend listening to it in your car, while imagining you are stuck in the endless traffic of the Ayalon highways in Tel Aviv.
Enjoy!

Tel Aviv before midnight the wind doesn’t want to move
And the humidity chokes me without respite
In a coffee house in the neighborhood, the lights are still on
On an old chair she seats alone
I’m not sure what to say
Should I even approach her, turn around?
A breeze is coming from the sea, she throws a brief glance
She invites me to sit down

She orders Cappuccino for both of us, and only complains about the heat
So hot! Should we go? She asks
She lives in a rented apartment, very close to Derech Hashalom
We’ll take the check, tonight we won't go to sleep
She orders Cappuccino for both of us, and only complains about the heat
So hot! Should we go?, she asks
She lives in a rented apartment, very close to Derech Hashalom
We’ll take the check, tonight we won't go to sleep

In Tel Aviv after midnight, going up the stairwell
She takes the keys out and opens the door
Small table, two arm chairs
She asks what would you like to drink?
I feel just like a character in a movie
Two glasses on the table and she’s pouring and pouring
She’s killing me
Opens another white wine, throws a small smile at me that
Slowly penetrates my heart

She orders Cappuccino for both of us, and only complains about the heat
So hot! Should we go? She asks
She lives in a rented apartment, very close to Derech Hashalom
We’ll take the check
Between everything that’s happening between us she turns on the A/C on because it's so hot
So Hot! Maybe we’ll go to the room
If you want you can also stay here to sleep
What sleep? Tonight we don’t care about anything

להורדת האלבום לאייפון - https://itunes.apple.com/il/album/kwhh-sl-hbh/id947299771 ברשת אורנג' - http://www.orange.co.il/he-il/cellular/funtone/SearchResults/...

WOW! Ambassador Goodman met with global leaders and Michelle Feldman to discuss new ways to improve irrigation technique...
01/19/2015

WOW! Ambassador Goodman met with global leaders and Michelle Feldman to discuss new ways to improve irrigation techniques in the Negev! He also discussed with Rabbinical officials such as Rabbi-Chaim Lipskierr and the boy Steven the best way to eat shwarma, in a pita or laffa. Officials say that they're still arguing to this day. As always we're so proud of our little Ambassador Nitzan! The Israeli Consulate hopes this wasn't too embarrassing for anyone, particularly Nitzan

We would like to wish a fun and safe trip to Rabbi-Chaim Lipskier and his group of 40 future Israeli Ambassadors as they...
12/16/2014

We would like to wish a fun and safe trip to Rabbi-Chaim Lipskier and his group of 40 future Israeli Ambassadors as they are in Israel!!! There they will speak to the locals about upcoming elections, learn new campaigning strategies, and adopt stray cats as part of a new initiative!!! We are very proud of you!!!

Wishing Ambassador Suster the best on his solidarity mission to Miami! There he will advocate with the Cubanos and teach...
12/10/2014

Wishing Ambassador Suster the best on his solidarity mission to Miami! There he will advocate with the Cubanos and teach underprivileged kids how to play matkot. We are so proud of him!

Good luck getting us back to focusing
12/09/2014

Good luck getting us back to focusing

The Israeli Consulate would like to wish Ambassador Goodman neseeyah tova and the best of luck on his political mission ...
12/05/2014

The Israeli Consulate would like to wish Ambassador Goodman neseeyah tova and the best of luck on his political mission to Crown Heights and Israel! While there he will speak to multiple Chabad leaders, mediate negotiations with the PA and campaign for Naftali Bennett in the upcoming elections. We are so proud of him!

12/05/2014

We would like to congratulate the UCF KNIGHTS on their HUGE win 32-30!!! How we say... YALLA KNIGHTS!!!!

12/05/2014

Welcome to the official page of the Israeli Consulate! Your favorite Israelis Jonathon, Nitzan, Ben and our very own First Lady of UCF Chabad, Arik Neuwirth, would like to extend our Israeli services to you. Disco disco!

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