08/14/2026
🚨🦪 **FRIDAY NIGHT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND IT BROUGHT CLAMS AND CAR CRASHES.** 💥😂
Listen, we don’t know what you had planned for tonight…
…but **CANCEL IT.** 😂
The **Palmyra Fire Company** is still at the Wayne County Fair and we’re serving up the kind of Friday night dinner your cardiologist probably didn’t approve of:
🦪 **CLAMS — $10**
🍽️ **CLAM MEAL — $15**
Includes **a dozen clams, salt potatoes & corn from Morrisey Farms!** 🌽🥔
And THEN at **7 PM**…
💥🚗💨 **THE DEMOLITION DERBY!** 💨🚗💥
Because eating a dozen clams wasn’t exciting enough, so we’re going to watch people **INTENTIONALLY CRASH CARS INTO EACH OTHER.**
THIS IS AMERICA. 🇺🇸😂
📍 We’re **near the beer tent**, because after eating a dozen clams, you deserve to be within reasonable walking distance of refreshments. 🍻
Tonight’s official itinerary:
🦪 Eat clams.
🥔 Destroy a plate of salt potatoes.
🌽 Pretend the corn makes it healthy.
🍻 Wander toward the beer tent.
🚗 Watch cars become lawn ornaments.
🚒 Support your local firefighters.
😂 Go home wondering why this was somehow the best Friday night you’ve had all summer.
🔥 **TAG YOUR DEMOLITION DERBY CREW!**
🔥 **SHARE THIS WITH SOMEONE WHO NEEDS CLAMS!**
🔥 **AND GET YOUR BUTT TO THE FAIR!**
Because tomorrow you can make responsible decisions.
**TONIGHT, WE EAT CLAMS AND WATCH CARS GET DESTROYED.** 🦪💥😂
🚒❤️ **PALMYRA FIRE COMPANY — WHEN THE CALL COMES, WE ANSWER… AND WHEN THE CLAMS COME, WE SHUCK.**