05/22/2026
🇺🇸 Memorial Day weekend is here, which means two things in Perry:
1. Honoring the heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country.
2. Watching people slam on their brakes because they spotted a $3 lawn chair at a yard sale.
Please be extra cautious this weekend with the town-wide yard sales bringing increased traffic, parked vehicles, distracted shoppers, and the occasional person crossing the street carrying a w**d eater, three lamps, and a box of VHS tapes.
A few friendly reminders from your local police department:
• Slow down — the “YARD SALE” signs are not emergency alerts
• Watch for kids, pedestrians, and people wandering into the road staring at old tools
• Don’t block driveways or intersections
• Lock your vehicles while shopping
• And for the love of all things holy… PLEASE don’t drink and drive
Let’s keep the weekend safe, respectful, and accident free while we remember what Memorial Day is truly about!
Chief Joe